I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

I will never come back to this place ,there is no happiness 

Pattaya is full of people who want money 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

3 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I think this is my 4 th week in Thailand 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

 

But anyway I'm back in Pattaya 

Today' I went to the doctor's Thai near Tony's gym ,I have felt like their is no sun ,and depressed,I have a week to go before I go back to Australia 

The doctor said he will give me pills to make me happy ,I didn't take them

 

I have been feeling tired sad depressed , I stayed in the hotel room today ,so much bad luck

 

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb through the front seat and I hurt my back ,it wasn't a comfort Bolt ,I sent them 43 emails 

 

Then I walked through this Soi 6 area of Pattaya thinking it will make me happy 

I watched as girls shouted to farangs walking in front of me .....welcome !

But never said it to me !

They just stared at me with blank looks as I walked past 

 

One week to go home !

Please go fast 

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

The most important doctor some can see is one that helps with their minds. Next time research where you're planning to go so you'll better know what to expect. If you don't trust wild animals, you won't be attacked. If you don't bother older men in restrooms, you won't be attacked. Talking to a monkey will only get you stares. Help is there if you need it.

8 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

 

 

What's wrong with me ?

 

 

 

 

 

Your "look at me look" at me threads I suspect.

you need to hit the booze everyday like I do .... no depressed,  just get drunk slowly then sleep.  

You're depressed?

 

What about us? We're the ones who have to read your posts.....

What floor are you on, is it high enough to be sure of success?

Can't find any fun on Soi 6?  

11 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

 

I came back to pattaya after a few days in this violent Lopburi where I was attacked , I did end up reporting it to Lopburi police after I went back at night to talk to the monkey 

you got attacked by a monkey and you expect police to press charges against the monkey?

 

I read sth interesting about visiting lopburi. you can pay a local kid to keep the monkeys from attacking you. the kid will use a slingshot to keep the monkeys away. 

 

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The Pattaya lifestyle would be very depressing for me, as well, I have no doubt.

 

Therefore, why did you go there in the first place?

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

45 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

The Pattaya lifestyle would be very depressing for me, as well, I have no doubt.

 

Therefore, why did you go there in the first place?

I thought you were IN Pattaya ?

11 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

you're an idiot

 

3 minutes ago, save the frogs said:

you're an idiot

 

He's not that good.

31 minutes ago, georgegeorgia said:

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

Yea and they will make you pay the bill at the end. Typical Thai locals 

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I feel depressed, everything looks dark clouds etc 

To add to that Evil keel is driving across America and unable to help me up Jomtien hill

 

In earlier days, a lobotomy with an ice pickle showed some success.

 

 

After a violent incident in Lopburi, the author returns to Pattaya feeling depressed and exhausted. A visit to a Thai doctor offers happiness pills, which they refuse. Frustrations mount—a misleading Bolt car ride injures their back, and a walk through Soi 6 only deepens their loneliness as they feel ignored. With one week left before returning to Australia, they describe overwhelming sadness, disillusionment with Pattaya’s transactional culture, and a sense of isolation, vowing never to return. The post ends with a desperate plea: "What’s wrong with me?"

4 hours ago, fredwiggy said:

The most important doctor some can see is one that helps with their minds. Next time research where you're planning to go so you'll better know what to expect. If you don't trust wild animals, you won't be attacked. If you don't bother older men in restrooms, you won't be attacked. Talking to a monkey will only get you stares. Help is there if you need it.

 

 You are assuming he is in Pattaya. 😏

2 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

 

Ask them to help you with an enema. You can bond with your new friends.   I read on the internet that for people like you, enemas are awesome! An enema a day makes the sadness go away.

17 minutes ago, Patong2021 said:

 

Ask them to help you with an enema. You can bond with your new friends.   I read on the internet that for people like you, enemas are awesome! An enema a day makes the sadness go away.

I have been using the bum gun , squirting it up .

If the girls arent giving you attention theres no reason to be in that country anymore.

3 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I thought you were IN Pattaya ?

 

I would not go near the place, unless I absolutely had to.

And, fortunately, I do not have to.

 

Take a deep dive. Pay up. And get some companionship. It will be your first step. DOn't be a cheapo.

4 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

I feel happy now I'm drinking red wine in a bar I have made many Thai friends they have opened up a Thai whisky bottle they are calling me their new friend 

Wow, mate, what an unbelievable spellbinding journey. An amazing four weeks in Thailand, bravely fending off gangs of violent monkeys in Lopburi, being cruelly shunned by Pattaya’s top tier bar-slappers, and of course, launching a full scale legal battle against Bolt for the crime of sending you an ute instead of a luxury sedan. And then drinking your fat arse off with the locals at a bum-gun party. Absolutely gripping stuff. How ever did you survive all that love?

 

What’s even more impressive is that you managed to pull off this entire adventure remotely, without ever leaving the janitor’s closet at that mental institution where you work in Australia, probably squeezing in your literary masterpiece between taking a dump, pulling yourself off and giving the old mop handle a good plunging up your bungholio.

 

Let’s be honest, this is just another classic barbie-smith-style windup about tragedy in Thailand. A little mop jockey fan fiction to see if anyone will swallow your troll-bait. The only monkey you’ve had an actual confrontation with is your own reflection in a puddle of industrial strength floor cleaner. The only dark clouds hanging over you are the ones in your head. And let’s face it, the only real tragedy here is that pushing a floor mop around at a mental institution for $10 an hour isn’t quite the exotic adventure you wish it was.

 

But hey, don’t let pesky reality get in the way of another childhood lunchtime knob-pulling fantasy. I’m sure there are still a few forum-fools left here who haven’t quite worked out your full scale windup invasion yet.

Keep those updates coming there Janitor Dundee. We’re all dying to know what happens next when you dump all that grimy mop water down the drain, just like all your bad, made up dreams.

Go to Ma & Pa shop, buy a mop and bucket.

Now do the area outside your hotel room.

I'm sure some work therapy will help you.

It will be just like back home.

 

Depressed in Pattaya,

Bet you could give an aspirin a headache.

6 minutes ago, quake said:

Bet you could give an aspirin a headache.

More like giving a fertilizer factory a full pile of manure.

57 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

 

I would not go near the place, unless I absolutely had to.

And, fortunately, I do not have to.

 

You'd have to stage an escape from the sanitarium first, wouldn't you though?

1 hour ago, hotsun said:

If the girls arent giving you attention theres no reason to be in that country anymore.

Not a chance in heaven he's going to get any attention from the gals there in Adelaide. Maybe he should come to Thailand?

Look at it this way - it's better than being trapped in a pile of rubble, or about to lose your condo due to it being condemned, or about to lose a job and not be able to support your family due to a likely drop in tourism on the horizon.  Suck it up Buttercup.

8 hours ago, georgegeorgia said:

Last night I ordered a "comfort" Bolt car which is double the normal car and a ute turned up and J had to climb...... 

into the back of the ute. 😔