Its usually a .......

[Bangkok Black]

Ok roll with me. This is something  I have noticed over time.

 

Picture the scene, there you are driving along a dual-carriage way or main highway. You move out to overtake a slower vehicle. You're not going crazy fast and in control.

A glance in the rear view mirror before moving back into the left lane reveals a vehicle approaching at warp factor 9, flashing what seems like the light from a 100 suns. The vehicle then sits 1 inch off your rear bumper until you move out of the way. Then speeds away leaving you in black smoke.

 

Later on the journey, you pull in for fuel or whatever at a service station, you spot said vehicle and see who is driving and the passengers. 

 

What is the vehicle that was being driven like that, and who could it be, I hear you ask?

 

The vehicle is usually a Ford Ranger, but no ordinary Ranger. No, the ranger has wheels and tyres so big and with so much tread they should be on a tractor, it's also got enough added lights to light up a small town and every other bolt-on accessory that you can find on Lazada.

 

Who could own such a vehicle? Usually an expat with a beer belly and a tiny Thai wife.

 

 

This is just one of many observations I have made. Stay tuned for more .