Help me out guys! Calling veterans of the sin bin

[The Cobra]

Guys, can you help me out and point me in the right direction and give some suggestions for a weekend of fun? 

 

I've been out the sticks too long, I have this need to go to either Bsngkok, or Pattaya and have a blow out!

I don't drink so it's a virtual blow out, I just want to go have some fun. Play with some naughty girls, eat some great food and just soak up the seedy fun side of life for a weekend.

 

So, Bangkok or Pattaya ? Where am I staying?. Places to go ENJOY all the stuff a guy wants from a range of female company. 

[Yellowtail]

Budget? 

[fondue zoo]

Some good ol' fashioned debauchery and orgies!

[Magictoad]

Pattaya without a doubt...Bangkok has been cr@p since 2014 when the new Junta took over and effectively closed Bangkok down. A good example of this is that brilliant club on Sukhumvit around Soi 11 Soi 13 called Thermaes: it used to close at 7am. Now it closes at midnight or 1am. Non of the bars in Nana have nudity, when I saw what was happening to Bangkok I left and decided to retire in Pattaya for the extra freedoms.

[blaze master]

Suspect thread if you ask me.

[The Cobra]

1 minute ago, blaze master said:

Suspect thread if you ask me.

Suspect what ? Can't a guy just go have some fun and break free for a couple nights?

[blaze master]

Just now, The Cobra said:

Suspect what ? Cany z guy just go have some fun and break free for a couple nights?

 

Ok.

[The Cobra]

13 minutes ago, Magictoad said:

Pattaya without a doubt...Bangkok has been cr@p since 2014 when the new Junta took over and effectively closed Bangkok down. A good example of this is that brilliant club on Sukhumvit around Soi 11 Soi 13 called Thermaes: it used to close at 7am. Now it closes at midnight or 1am. Non of the bars in Nana have nudity, when I saw what was happening to Bangkok I left and decided to retire in Pattaya for the extra freedoms.

I've stayed at the Ruamchit, directly over top of that place. Nice little hotel good pool, great location for nightlife.

[HappyExpat57]

If you go to Pattaya, you can stay at P72 Hotel on Walking Street. Too many fun go gos to mention. My two favorites are Sapphire Club, just up the street from the hotel, and Windmill #2 (right hand side walking away from the main drag). P72 is a no frills place, and the only saving grace is it's right there.

 

There's also The Grass hotel close to Soi Buakhao. MUCH nicer place for a short stay and close enough to get a Grab.

[actonion]

Cheaper in Pattaya / Jomtien

[Quentin Zen]

15 hours ago, The Cobra said:

point me in the right direction

Immediately hire a limo, say Pattaya city.  Match on Tinder along the way, pick them up.   10k each for company per day.  Get there, tip your driver 4000.   Get out, anywhere, smell the stench.  Follow the odor.   It will lead to "paradise".  Bring 50,000, help the economy.   That's 50k a night.   Per person.    Next week, visit the clinic.