TBWG Posted August 9, 2007 Share Posted August 9, 2007 Hi Contrary to recent reports it has been confirmed that Lord Lucan is not in NZ living in a Landrover with his pet possum. However, I have it on good authority that he is alive and well and running a bar in Surin bus station! But can't for the life of me think who he could be masquerading as. Any ideas? For those unfamiliar with Lord Lucan he was short, fat wore glasses and liked a pint! TBWG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
farangconnection Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 Hi Contrary to recent reports it has been confirmed that Lord Lucan is not in NZ living in a Landrover with his pet possum. However, I have it on good authority that he is alive and well and running a bar in Surin bus station! But can't for the life of me think who he could be masquerading as. Any ideas? For those unfamiliar with Lord Lucan he was short, fat wore glasses and liked a pint! TBWG Phew, thought you meant me then, but I don't drink. I'll get the Police to look in on Eivind across the road. He's not short. He's not fat. He doesn't wear glasses. But by God he likes a pint. In fact the only thing comman to me and Lord Lucan, is I also own property in Belgravia. I left my hat in a hotel there once. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrbojangles Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 I left my hat in a hotel there once. I'd go and get it back. It's probably worth a million now Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mr_hippo Posted August 10, 2007 Share Posted August 10, 2007 (edited) TBWG, sorry to disillusion you but I spoke to both Lord Lucan and Elvis at a coffee shop in Abu Dhabi airport - they were returning to their ranch in South Africa where they live with Harold Holt who has just celebrated his 99th birthday. Also on the ranch is Shergar who is now very old - 29 years old. Edited August 10, 2007 by mr_hippo Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TBWG Posted August 10, 2007 Author Share Posted August 10, 2007 TBWG, sorry to disillusion you but I spoke to both Lord Lucan and Elvis at a coffee shop in Abu Dhabi airport - they were returning to their ranch in South Africa where they live with Harold Holt who has just celebrated his 99th birthday. Also on the ranch is Shergar who is now very old - 29 years old. Hi mr hippo Aw shucks and I thought I had an exclusive there! That was certainly some swim for Harold TBWG PS I'll have a fiver on the nose with Shergar in the 3.30. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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