Screenshot courtesy of Sky News

 

The unexpected fishing trip with US Vice President JD Vance has put British Foreign Minister David Lammy under scrutiny. This innocent diplomatic retreat at Chevening House could cost Lammy a hefty fine for fishing without the necessary licence—up to £2,500 (around 115,000 Thai baht).

 

Lammy quickly admitted the mistake, informing the UK’s Environment Agency about the oversight. A Foreign Office spokesperson explained that once Lammy realised the error, he immediately purchased the required rod fishing licences. He also penned a letter to the agency apologising and expressing gratitude for their commitment to maintaining Britain's fisheries.

 

The diplomatic gathering took place at Chevening House, Lammy's official residence in Kent. Although the event was initially focused on international relations, it became more relaxed when Vance and his family decided to extend their stay for a holiday.

 

Vance, who had previously criticised the UK's regulatory measures, appeared to be enjoying the company of Lammy. In a press conference loaded with camaraderie, Vance joked about Lammy's lack of fishing success compared to his children, reported CNN.

 

According to UK law, anglers aged 13 or older must possess a rod licence to freshwater fish in England and Wales. This regulation helps conserve fish populations and supports sustainable fishing practices across the country. As reported by Britain’s PA Media, the fish caught during the trip were safely returned to the lake.

 

The scandal has gained attention due to the involvement of high-profile figures and the potential diplomatic repercussions. Yet, both parties have managed to maintain a friendly and cooperative atmosphere. Lammy’s proactive steps to resolve the issue demonstrate a commitment to following national regulations while fostering international relations.

 

Despite the minor legal wrangle, the encounter between Lammy and Vance highlights the ongoing connection between the UK and the US. The positive engagement suggests that while fish may have escaped Lammy’s line, diplomacy remains firmly on the hook.

 

  Adapted by ASEAN Now from [source] 2025-08-15

 

Are you really fishing if you don't catch anything? 🤣

4 hours ago, webfact said:

Lammy quickly admitted the mistake, informing the UK’s Environment Agency about the oversight. A Foreign Office spokesperson explained that once Lammy realised the error, he immediately purchased the required rod fishing licences. He also penned a letter to the agency apologising and expressing gratitude for their commitment to maintaining Britain's fisheries.

 

I'll remember to try the same approach next time I am caught without a driving licence or a TV licence. I'm sure they'll just let me off like they will with MasterMind DEI Lammy.

 

It's no surprise Lammy didn't catch anything on the trip. He could fire a sawn off 12 gauge into a barrel full of fish and still miss.  

Ridiculous 

I remember Lee Anderson the British MP talking about Lammy some time ago. He said if you took the Village idiots of the 5000 villages in England and put them all in one village, David Lammy would be the village idiot.

6 hours ago, ukrules said:

Are you really fishing if you don't catch anything? 🤣

Yes.

Fishing is to ask for or try to get (something, such as praise or attention) in an indirect way.

Fishing is the sport or business of catching fish.

1 hour ago, newbee2022 said:

Ridiculous 

 

Absolutely.

 

There is no way DEI Lammy will face any consequences under Britain's 2 tier system so why even mention it? 

6 hours ago, ukrules said:

Are you really fishing if you don't catch anything? 🤣

 

Are you really shooting at someone if you miss the target?

 

If it's DEI Lammy doing the shooting, I guess the answer would be No. 

4 minutes ago, Srikcir said:

Yes.

Fishing is to ask for or try to get (something, such as praise or attention) in an indirect way.

Fishing is the sport or business of catching fish.

 

That sounds like something Google Gemini pulled out of its arse.

20 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

 

Absolutely.

 

There is no way DEI Lammy will face any consequences under Britain's 2 tier system so why even mention it? 

It's an article for "Sun" related "news" papers . And of course AN😃

5 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

It's an article for "Sun" related "news" papers . And of course AN😃

 

Why are you attacking the source instead of addressing the story?

6 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

 

Why are you attacking the source instead of addressing the story?

It's a "no beef" senseless story 

37 minutes ago, BexMan said:

I remember Lee Anderson the British MP talking about Lammy some time ago. He said if you took the Village idiots of the 5000 villages in England and put them all in one village, David Lammy would be the village idiot.

 

If Diane Abbot was in the 5000, I'd have to argue with that. 

2 minutes ago, newbee2022 said:

It's a "no beef" senseless story 

 

I guess you think politicians don't have to abide by the same laws as the rest of us. 

15 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

 

I guess you think politicians don't have to abide by the same laws as the rest of us. 

Pearl clutching again. 

He is abiding by the same laws as the rest of us. As soon as he realised his mistake he went and reported himself - would you have done the same?

And as usual you are getting aggrieved about things you have only imagined might happen in future, coupled with your usual bigoted DEI nonsense because he's black, and usual two Tier guff even though, as usual, there is no evidence of it in this case. Got to admit you're reliable.

32 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

He is abiding by the same laws as the rest of us. As soon as he realised his mistake he went and reported himself

 

Ignorance of the Law, is no excuse to break the law.

 

It is a criminal offence, to fish in England and Wales without a rod licence.

 

As he has now coughed up to committing a criminal offence, has he resigned yet ?
 

Cannot have a Cabinet Minister, coughing up to committing criminal offences, just not cricket.

39 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

He is abiding by the same laws as the rest of us. As soon as he realised his mistake he went and reported himself - would you have done the same?

 

If I'd been caught on camera committing the offense and knew there would be no consequences because of my 'special status' then why wouldn't I?

 

39 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

And as usual you are getting aggrieved about things you have only imagined might happen in future, coupled with your usual bigoted DEI nonsense because he's black, and usual two Tier guff even though, as usual, there is no evidence of it in this case. Got to admit you're reliable.

 

Let me know when DEI Lammy is fined for this 😂.

 

If he was, he'd scream Racism - same as this race baiter always does. 

25 minutes ago, The Cyclist said:

 

Ignorance of the Law, is no excuse to break the law.

 

It is a criminal offence, to fish in England and Wales without a rod licence.

 

As he has no coughed up to committing a criminal offence, has he resigned yet ?
 

Cannot have a Cabinet Minister, coughing up to committing criminal offences, just not cricket.

Calm down and get real. It is not an automatic criminal offence. It is generally a civil sanction (ie. a fine) which, if accepted, does not lead to a criminal record or charges. It is discretionary.

Criminal prosecution is available for more serious breaches if the Environment agency decides to pursue criminal charges. But if any member of the public made the same mistake: fished for an hour or so with his kids on a private lake and released the fish back, immediately purchased the licenses and self reported to the agency then there is a 99.9999% percent change it will not be pursued as a criminal offence. 

If any white person was criminally charged under the same circumstances for such a minor civil infringement you and Jonny would be shouting Two Tier Britain from the rooftops and clutching your pearls so tightly it would hurt.

He made a mistake, he immediately did the right thing when he realised, that's pretty much the end of it. Storm in a teacup. 

Now if he tried to use his position (or his race?) to cover it up or get special treatment then it would be very wrong. But I haven't seen that happen yet, have you?
 

1 hour ago, sungod said:

 

If Diane Abbot was in the 5000, I'd have to argue with that. 

 

I wonder how many police would be required for that village, and what the total cost of policing would be.

 

I know, let's ask Diane. 

3 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

Calm down and get real. It is not an automatic criminal offence. It is generally a civil sanction (ie. a fine) which, if accepted, does not lead to a criminal record or charges. It is discretionary.

 

We all know nothing will happen to DEI MasterMind Lammy.

 

All an innocent mistake, just like this...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/aug/12/david-lammy-faces-possible-legal-action-over-foreign-office-secondments

 

3 minutes ago, JonnyF said:

 

We all know nothing will happen to DEI MasterMind Lammy.

 

 

As nothing would happen to anyone else under the same circumstances, and you know it. Put the pearls away.
 

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All an innocent mistake, just like this...

 

https://www.theguardian.com/politics/2025/aug/12/david-lammy-faces-possible-legal-action-over-foreign-office-secondments

 

And what has this got to do with fishing in a lake?

14 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

And what has this got to do with fishing in a lake?

 

The link was DEI Lammy.

 

You know, the person this whole thread is about.

 

Was the link between the two stories too subtle for you? Your mind must be blown now that I have revealed it. 

28 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

Calm down and get real. It is not an automatic criminal offence.

 

The Salmon & Fisheries Act 1975, says otherwise. How is that for calmness ?
 

Anyway, here is a fun fact about the Tottenham Turnip.

 

He is about 53 years old. And he is very proud of the fact that his mother dragged him up on Universal Credit 😀😀

 

Which isn't bad, as it was only introduced in 2013, and did not roll out country wide until 2018 😀😀

32 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

If any white person was criminally charged under the same circumstances for such a minor civil infringement you and Jonny would be shouting Two Tier Britain from the rooftops and clutching your pearls so tightly it would hurt.

 

Magistrates Court. I think judging by the names, they might just possibly be white.

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/six-anglers-catch-six-fines-for-fishing-without-a-licence

 

38 others

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/people-catch-fines-for-fishing-without-a-licence

 

So it will definitely be 2 Tier if Lammy does not end up in Magistrates Court.

 

No idea why you had to bring the colour of skin, or 2 Tier Justice into it.

 

Rather silly, wouldn't you say, considering the 2 UK Government webpages above.

 

You tried baiting. And failed miserably.

 

 

3 minutes ago, The Cyclist said:

 

Magistrates Court. I think judging by the names, they might just possibly be white.

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/six-anglers-catch-six-fines-for-fishing-without-a-licence

 

38 others

 

https://www.gov.uk/government/news/people-catch-fines-for-fishing-without-a-licence

 

So it will definitely be 2 Tier if Lammy does not end up in Magistrates Court.

 

No idea why you had to bring the colour of skin, or 2 Tier Justice into it.

 

Rather silly, wouldn't you say, considering the 2 UK Government webpages above.

 

You tried baiting. And failed miserably.

 

 

It's your buddy Jonny who keeps mentioning DEI.

Different circumstances entirely. They were deliberately trying to evade paying for a license for fishing in public waterways and got caught. 

Lammy made a mistake in a private lake, immediately paid for the licenses and reported himself to the agency. 

Like I said if he tried to get away with it or get it covered up he should face the exact same punishment.

15 minutes ago, The Cyclist said:

 

The Salmon & Fisheries Act 1975, says otherwise. How is that for calmness ?
 

Anyway, here is a fun fact about the Tottenham Turnip.

 

He is about 53 years old. And he is very proud of the fact that his mother dragged him up on Universal Credit 😀😀

 

Which isn't bad, as it was only introduced in 2013, and did not roll out country wide until 2018 😀😀

Great fact, thanks.

I don't particularly like Lammy, but I think you and Jonny are going way over the top on this one, completely false outrage, and I also think you know it.

And yes, he made a stupid mistake of calling family income supplement "tax credits". And he got laughed at for it, I laughed too. 

1 minute ago, josephbloggs said:

completely false outrage, and I also think you know it.

 

There is no false outrage, there is not even any outrage, it is only you imagining outrage.

 

The words you are looking for are highlighting hypocrisy.

8 minutes ago, josephbloggs said:

And yes, he made a stupid mistake of calling family income supplement "tax credits". And he got laughed at for it, I laughed too. 

 

He makes a lot of stupid mistakes.

 

It's almost like a pattern of stupidity. 

Is that a license for every fishing rod you use or do you need just one fishing license?

 

In the U.S. of A. every state I have lived in issues a fishing license and you have as many fishing rods as you want, with bait in the water.   I think that a commercial fisher has to pay higher fishing license fees though. 

 

 

1 minute ago, radiochaser said:

Is that a license for every fishing rod you use or do you need just one fishing license?

 

A single rod licence.

 

Most places will then charge additional fees, to actually fish.