Ancient Egypt was inhabited by mummies, and they wrote in Hydraulics!

The Hebrews made unleavend bread, which is made without any ingredients!

Solomon had three hundred wives and seven hundred Porcupines!

Socrates died of an overdose of Wedlock, and after his death his career declined!

Julius Caesar extinguished himself on the battlefield of Gaul!

William Shakespeare was born in 1564, supposedly on his birthday!

The ninteenth century was a time when people stopped reproducing by hand, and started reproducing by machine!

Bach had a great many children, and composed a lot of tunes. In between he practised on an old Spinster he kept in the attic........

The ninteenth century was a time when people stopped reproducing by hand, and started reproducing by machine!

they have a machine for that! Great, now I can give my hand a rest.

The ninteenth century was a time when people stopped reproducing by hand, and started reproducing by machine!

they have a machine for that! Great, now I can give my hand a rest.

The ninteenth century was a time when people stopped reproducing by hand, and started reproducing by machine!

they have a machine for that! Great, now I can give my hand a rest.

Buy me one machine while you are there willya.

Beware of the machines!

Usually used in agricultural places they are also called milking machines.

The problem, there is no stopping device, but a sensor that will interrupt the machine once 5 litres (of milk from the cow) have been recovered.

Yikes!

Hhhmmmmmm..............Colemanballs, eh?

But, I'm curious Mr Charles if these quotes are from Thai or anglophone students?

One classic I recall from a Thai student was: "In Thailand we only have erections once every four years".

Perhaps, explains the interest Thai girls show in farang men (and vice versa)