You Guys Are Going To Love This

[WaiWai]

Bendix should be able to keep this birthday running for months. Years, possibly .

[mr_hippo]

"You Guys Are Going To Love This..." Are we? Seems to be an unprovoked attack by a thug.

[Somtham]

The OP is a demented a$$hole and has just given all farlangs (for you Bendix) a bad impression in his local moo baan.

Go back to where you came from and give that same stunt a try. IDIOT.

rgds

[kat]

I don't know what it is, but I reread the OP's post and was ROFL. He is somewhat of a budding satirist, compiling all of the recent threads. I don't know if he is a comic genius or if it is just my migraine. I think I need to go lie down.

With respect kat, Woody Allen is a satirist. Daniel Defoe was a satirist. The editors of Private Eye are satirists.

The OP is NOT a satirist.

Bendix ... frist of all happy birthday... hope to see more glorious years of your posts.

the OP is realy departing from us.... as the retaliation from the uncle who had been spat on and sexually huniliated will undoubtadly retaliate.

We will then see the familier threads of Farrang is murdered by wifes family...

I know - I'm teasing, Bendix. The OP is so far out there with his caricatures that it's impossible to take seriously.

Happy Birthday! Right on the Leo/Virgo cusp - no wonder you're so sexy May you have many more.

[tracer5050]

there is trailer parks even in thailand

[Mid]

do not believe everything you read on the interweb ........................

[qwertz]

To be absolutely fair, Siam's post is at least a little less mundane than many I've very briefly read here of late.

Keep up the light relief, Siam, I welcome a little amusement.

[Chopper]

...and I take a hand ful of the chillis and I put them in my mouth. I say "farang chomb gin pet". Then I spit all of them into his face. He takes three steps backwards and fall down. Then I jump ontop of him and start dry humping him there in the dirt and make sexual noises. then the stray dogs start licking his face.

Good grief! LOL.

[davejonesbkk]

Come on guys...this is a blatant wind up....

[britmaveric]

Come on guys...this is a blatant wind up....

Indeed because the OP wouldn't be able to post it, because he'd be dead.

[pop_corn]

uhmmm.. pretty agressive. if he is older than u, then shame on u. if is your same age i also think that u could skip the violent part n just jump it to the end. i mean, our difference with animals is the understanding n commnication, u didnt tryed to talk with him before been agressive?

[edwinchester]

Cant believe I just read all of the posts, must be a slow day.

If it's true the OPs a <deleted>.

If he's making it up the OPs still a <deleted>.

[Tony Clifton]

Keep a machete by the bedside. May come in handy when uncle pays a surprise visit in the middle of the night.

[baboon]

Cant believe I just read all of the posts, must be a slow day.

If it's true the OPs a <deleted>.

If he's making it up the OPs still a <deleted>.

Amen. Very well said, Sir.

[lazeeboy]

either this is a pathetic attempt at a troll or u live in the least classy Thai family in the whole of Thailand.

Either way you lose!

cant believe this

[esbobes]

Generally a bad idea - people have been murdered for less. (if this is true)

You are right he is history. The wife shall be rich

Yes the familiy loves him

what a fool

[CarlBkk]

I actually want to meet the family members and try my best to convince them that not all grown farang men act like retards.

Aside from the story, this excerpt is a classic for me:

"I love my wife and family. I'd do anything for them. Anyone hitting up Cowboy with me tonight?"

"....cos....I'm the MAAAAAAN!" Right?

I take it no-one took up his sociable offer?

[waldpyk]

maybe a bit heavy siamsquare but it triggers something

look at the number and timing of the responses

a good and visually strong story

[Maigo6]

This guy is obviously a mental case, and should be deported immediately surrounded by men in white coats whilst wearing a straight jacket.

I know this is just an anonymous internet Forum, but still...................some of the stories on here are pathetic.

I have seen it all over the years, the SAS men, ex CIA, FBI and Mi5,....................... Farangs whose girlfriends break off lunch appointments with the deputy prime minister so she can rush into his arms and tell him how much she loves him................that was in between the English leassons he was teaching to Thailands Elite, movie Stars, Pop Stars, Government Ministers etc................un-fking-real......

But, that's entertainment, and that's internet Forums.

I'm just gonna take my Ferrari for a blast on the expressway, I need to give it some throtle as I am flying round the world in my Lear Jet on business, then I'm off to a top secret meeting in London with M to discuss my 00 rating.

It's tough at the top.

Edited August 23, 2007 by Maigo6

[ratchabuild]

Your posts are so unbelievably crass and boring, I think pity is the most you could hope for.

Beautifully put

[Tinkelbell]

Generally not a good idea, if your still able to type in a few months let us know what the payback was like...

That exactly happened to a young couple from UK who were guned down near th restaurant in Kanchanaburi which owned by the Thai police caption two years ago. After he was arrested, he claimed that the UK guy SPIT to his face, so he shot the guy to restore his honour.

[tracer5050]

thak it in strade mi ben la

[Tinkelbell]

uhmmm.. pretty agressive. if he is older than u, then shame on u. if is your same age i also think that u could skip the violent part n just jump it to the end. i mean, our difference with animals is the understanding n commnication, u didnt tryed to talk with him before been agressive?

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I'm not sure about his age.

On one post he told us he is 30 and has a girlfriend.

Then later on the other post he described himself as a 19 years old who lives in a swank place that rents for 100,000baht.

Now he told us about himself and a Thai wife.

???????????????????????????????????

[Carmine6]

Cheers to the OP for such an entertaining post.

I laughed at myself for geting suckered into reading it, then I laughed that someone would take the time to type it up if true, or make it up if not.

[November Rain]

The only entertaining thing about this thread is the number of members that are giving it credibility by saying the family will kill him or "if it's true". For all of you members who think this story might be true.... I have a bridge in London I'd like to sell - bargain price - any takers?

As for the OP; well bendix was on form, as usual & spot on with his response, but my vote for summing it up with one emoticon goes to markr with his supremely eloquent " "

[Suszzy]

unbelievable story.

are you for real?

never mind..you did make me laugh.

[mikethevigoman]

Generally a bad idea - people have been murdered for less. (if this is true)

Dosent ring true does it brit,.If ( and i doubt i would have ) that had been me, when i sobered up id have had trouble getting to sleep, has no one told him thais dont fight fair,. mmm whats that smell ? horse s1-1it, ? .. probably turn out the uncle is the ex husband ! Edited August 24, 2007 by mikethevigoman

[mikethevigoman]

Reading the OP is rather like watching a car accident. You know you shouldn't, but it's impossible to look away.

How embarassing for the OP. All his credibility (such that it was) gone in one post.

I thought he typed rather well for a man with at least 2 bottles of sang thip consumed, ! .Well he was drunk wasnt he ?

[zaza]

Oh! MAN ;What arrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrre youuuuuuuuu liiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiike?????????????????????

[Head Snake]

The OP story is really entertaining. I was shocked with each new sentence.

The comments from the bleachers are hilarious too.

Who of you actually went to Cowboy last night?