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How many poos a week?

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https://metro.co.uk/2026/03/26/this-many-times-a-week-pooing-according-scientists-27682899/amp/

How often do you poo?

According to a recent Cushelle poll, the average Brit visits the toilet six times a day, spending just over five minutes on the loo each time — equal to seven full days a year.

When it comes to number twos specifically though, participants in Zoe’s ‘Big Poo Review’ (the largest ever UK survey of bowel habits) ranged from once a week to four times a day.

A whole host of factors, from fiber intake to stress levels, can impact how regular you are, and it’s totally normal for your rhythm to be thrown off from time to time.

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

Once a day, 4am every day.

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It varies so hard to quantify

Depends on what I eat.

Canned Chili and Budweiser is far different from Somtum Pu or a Waygu Fillet and Mashed Spuds.

4 hours ago, Yagoda said:

Canned Chili and Budweiser ... Somtum Pu

Should get things moving!

I'm not sure what happened on Thursday evening but I was riding my motorcycle into town for a tryst with best beloved when I was "seized by a terrible hand" I called in and made my excuses (she is very sweet but was not, I suspect, terribly impressed!) and turned for home. You try riding a Yamaha 115 step through with your legs crossed!

Since then I seem to have racked up several weeks worth!

I fully acknowledge that many will not really wish to know this - but I offer it purely in the spirit of scientific knowledge. Mind you I have no wish to wake to discover an Australian in a fluorescent waistcoat equipped with notebook and pencil has set up an OP outside my khazi!

21 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

21 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

21 hours ago, Jingthing said:

Only my hairdresser knows for sure.

How's that? Please share?

Me, 81 years old, usually mid / late afternoon every day. Occasionally goes to second day. If more I need to take a mild laxative, then all OK.

Guessing OP is getting on since discussing one’s toilet ablutions seems to be a favourite past-time of old fogies. Fair enough in Health forum, but for everyday ‘nice weather today’ spiel, it’s kinda weird and gross.

18 minutes ago, daveAustin said:

Guessing OP is getting on since discussing one’s toilet ablutions seems to be a favourite past-time of old fogies. Fair enough in Health forum, but for everyday ‘nice weather today’ spiel, it’s kinda weird and gross.

Its weird (possibly gross) if they are renting a young lass to lay cable on their chest!

2 hours ago, scorecard said:

How's that? Please share?

Me, 81 years old, usually mid / late afternoon every day. Occasionally goes to second day. If more I need to take a mild laxative, then all OK.

Just joking.

I don't usually stick to one hair person so all they know about me is that I usually ask them to suggest a style to fit my face and that either freaks them out or they give them a freakish cut. I think most men come in with very specific orders, number two this, three inches that, blah blah. I figure they're supposed to be pros so I'm giving them an amusing sort of test.

Anyway, in recent times, almost always once a day before 1 PM.

Linked to strong coffee but sometimes happens before.

2 hours ago, scorecard said:

How's that? Please share?

Me, 81 years old, usually mid / late afternoon every day. Occasionally goes to second day. If more I need to take a mild laxative, then all OK.

Good on ya Gramps , keep your motor running!

1 hour ago, daveAustin said:

Guessing OP is getting on since discussing one’s toilet ablutions seems to be a favourite past-time of old fogies. Fair enough in Health forum, but for everyday ‘nice weather today’ spiel, it’s kinda weird and gross.

Well that's your opinion and Sir your entitled to your opinion.

Whether everyone must listen and say "oh Dave doesn't like it , oh if Dave's doesn't like it ,we should stop talking about it then !

Oh yes Dave thinks it's gross ,..oh ! Well if Dave thinks it gross we must stop talking about it because Dave doesn't like it !

Wheres Daves head ?

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