...looks like Whole Wheaten Flour to me!

"Beautiful british name" AL Murray, comedian

1 hour ago, Jonathan Swift said:

His "stomach"? Are we being overly polite? Those pills have a brown residue

they give you a laxative and keep an active watch on you until you pass your gut contents onto a metal sieve, which are then rinsed. (That my friend is faeces staining).

Off topic post using racist term removed @Toby1947

Another complete moron that thinks the rest of the world is far-lefty like the UK is and won't mind you getting caught with drugs "because it's me" nonsense. Darwin Awards... enjoy the Bangkok Hilton in 40+ degree heat.

He definitely had nothing to do with it. In Bangkok he was given knockout drops, then the heroin condoms were implanted in him and he only woke up in Australia!

This happens every day to people with a typically British name on their way to Australia! Since it's Easter, they could have used eggs! Have a nice celebration!

16 minutes ago, Sir Dude said:

Another complete moron that thinks the rest of the world is far-lefty like the UK is and won't mind you getting caught with drugs "because it's me" nonsense. Darwin Awards... enjoy the Bangkok Hilton in 40+ degree heat.

He is arrested in Australia. Do they have a Bangkok-Hilton too?

So Darwin Awards for far-righty like - guess who?

Whenever you see these British folk on a flight to Thailand or coming back who look like they haven’t got a penny to urinate I always have my suspicions they are milking and bringing stuff back from Thailand.

On 4/5/2026 at 11:58 AM, connda said:

Bangkok Hilton - You can check-in anytime you like, but you can never leave!

What has that to do with Melbourne where he was caught?

On 4/5/2026 at 11:58 AM, connda said:

Bangkok Hilton - You can check-in anytime you like, but you can never leave!

Um..did you read the article... last time I checked the "Bangkok Hilton" wasn't in Australia.

6 hours ago, spidermike007 said:

A lot of people are constantly looking for ways to make a quick buck, somehow skirt the system, and they just assume that they're more clever than the authorities.

When you're talking about smuggling hard drugs that's a very desperate move and the chances of getting caught are pretty high, there is probably a higher success rate with bank robberies than with heroin smuggling.

It'd be interesting to know how many actually get through. To work out the odds like ...

So, he's going to get a few easy years on the Aussi taxpayers, by which time he can sort out his free UK barrister who will fill him in on his benefits once he arrives back in the Uk. Probably the same lot who got him his Uk passport in the first place. I wonder if he speaks any English. Anyway, he's doing just fine has it is. Plenty time to plan his next trip. Let's hope Farage gets in before he can claim his next wad.

Another Brit'.

Another dual Nationality foreigner.

Travelling on his British passport.

There are some many bad people of dual Nationality getting true Brits a bad name.

😤

He would just have been a mule, given up by the exporter, like it

says he was caught by intelligence,they knew he was on his way,

while maybe others on the same flight got through ,while they

were concentrating on him ,

regards Worgeordie

5 hours ago, Homburg said:

It certainly doesn't sound like a traditional English name. Maybe he's from Wales?

Ifeanyl sounds like a mash up of Yfan (Welsh for John) and fentanyl.

On 4/5/2026 at 6:58 AM, connda said:

Bangkok Hilton - You can check-in anytime you like, but you can never leave!

That’s getting a bit old now.

17 minutes ago, geisha said:

That’s getting a bit old now.

And totally irrelevant in this instance as he was nicked in Australia.

3 hours ago, Frankie baby said:

So, he's going to get a few easy years on the Aussi taxpayers, by which time he can sort out his free UK barrister who will fill him in on his benefits once he arrives back in the Uk. Probably the same lot who got him his Uk passport in the first place. I wonder if he speaks any English. Anyway, he's doing just fine has it is. Plenty time to plan his next trip. Let's hope Farage gets in before he can claim his next wad.

He was clearly the victim of systemic racism stemming from the British empire and deserves an award for enduring this struggle.

On 4/5/2026 at 4:17 PM, saakura said:

"Ifeanyl Ezeiru-Maru" sounds like a mix of African & Japanese heritage.

Sounds to me like the name of an ill-fated vessel.

13 hours ago, PopGun said:

Another Brit'.

Another dual Nationality foreigner.

Travelling on his British passport.

There are some many bad people of dual Nationality getting true Brits a bad name.

😤

Australian ones cost a fortune!

On 4/5/2026 at 4:33 PM, Screaming said:

Ifeanyi Ezeonu is a name of Igbo origin, primarily found in Nigeria. The name is commonly associated with the Igbo people, who reside in Nigeria3.

He most likely is a prince, so they say.

He was dobbed in a sacrificial lamb, how many get past at the expense of others, probably no technology to pick this up unless drug dogs detect traces on his clothes or luggage and he probably stood out and had all the wrong answers to enter Australia, now faces a long time in the can, very stupid.

On 4/6/2026 at 1:03 PM, Jonathan Swift said:

His "stomach"? Are we being overly polite? Those pills have a brown residue

Could not really say "Pooper" sounds too much like unprofessional journalism

On 4/6/2026 at 9:20 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

Sounds to me like the name of an ill-fated vessel.

Mutiny on Ifeanyl Ezeiru-Maru