Dear Folks,

When I was younger, I had no problems with folding my sheets.

My GFs would help me.

She would grab one end.

Then, I would grab her end….

And the sheets would, eventually, be folded, almost perfectly.

But now, now that I am single and old, I find it difficult to fold my sheets.

How do you handle this?

Any good pointers will be much appreciated.

Thank you.

Regards,

Gamma

Note:  I use ONLY 100-percent cotton, and I do not require ironing.

Step 1 ....relax

Step 2....hire a housekeeper

Step 3....sit back and watch the magic happen

Use the same sheet on the bed without changing until it resembles the Turin shroud.

Discard and purchase a new sheet.

Rinse (not literally) and repeat.

28 minutes ago, Keeps said:

Use the same sheet on the bed without changing until it resembles the Turin shroud.

Discard and purchase a new sheet.

Rinse (not literally) and repeat.

Shroud of Turin?......REALLY.....?

Anyway, I am about to fold these two sheets:

But, without a GF, I know the corners will never be true.....

I just wish I had a GF, like Debbie-Harry, to see me through.....

Such a tragedy, in so many ways.....

I'm gone for this girl......

She is just so young and sexy.

Not like any other girl I know.

LONG LIVE NYC, and the Tri-State.....

21 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Shroud of Turin?......REALLY.....?

Anyway, I am about to fold these two sheets:

But, without a GF, I know the corners will never be true.....

I just wish I had a GF, like Debbie-Harry, to see me through.....

Such a tragedy, in so many ways.....

I'm gone for this girl......

She is just so young and sexy.

Not like any other girl I know.

LONG LIVE NYC, and the Tri-State.....

What you got in your trunk?

Atomic

Blondie

37 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

I just wish I had a GF, like Debbie-Harry, to see me through

I can see through something on Debby in that one pic alright.

21 minutes ago, blaze master said:

I can see through something on Debby in that one pic alright.

Thank you for mentioning this important point.

And, in addition, I would like to mention that....one can SEE and one can LOOK, but....

One CANNOT Touch.....

(Whatever did happen to that fool who pinched the news reporter in the LEFT BUTTOCK,....? Do you know?)

The TRUTH will always out, eventually.....

James Brown ~ Papa's Got A Brand New Bag (1965)

3 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Thank you for mentioning this important point.

And, in addition, I would like to mention that....one can SEE and one can LOOK, but....

One CANNOT Touch.....

(Whatever did happen to that fool who pinched the news reporter in the LEFT BUTTOCK,....? Do you know?)

The TRUTH will always out, eventually.....

1000 dollar fine 200 hours of probation for the smack and grab.

1 hour ago, GammaGlobulin said:

You eat a lot of acid GG? Back in the hippie days?

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Dear Folks,

When I was younger, I had no problems with folding my sheets.

My GFs would help me.

She would grab one end.

Then, I would grab her end….

And the sheets would, eventually, be folded, almost perfectly.

But now, now that I am single and old, I find it difficult to fold my sheets.

How do you handle this?

Any good pointers will be much appreciated.

Thank you.

Regards,

Gamma

Note:  I use ONLY 100-percent cotton, and I do not require ironing.

This must be a joke or a scam, the poster trying to flog us sheets, or he was born yesterday.

Deborah Harry today.

34 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

Deborah Harry today.

Still, very much a looker....!!!!

I would do her....

But...

She would not do me.

42 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Still, very much a looker....!!!!

I would do her....

But...

She would not do me.

He picked a bad pic and there are many more that are much better. She was hot and now is aging gracefully with a little plastic surgery done years ago. She had that naughty but wholesome vibe.

As for not doing you, don't feel bad. She wouldn't touch 99.9% of posters here.

5 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

She is just so young and sexy.

Not like any other girl I know.

She will be 81 0n 1st July, so WAS young and sexy is more like it.

3 hours ago, ezzra said:

This must be a joke or a scam, the poster trying to flog us sheets, or he was born yesterday.

Most of the stuff GG posts is pointless or simply rubbish.

5 hours ago, atpeace said:

As for not doing you, don't feel bad. She wouldn't touch 99.9% of posters here.

Such an understatement, I never have heard.

4 hours ago, wil iam not said:

Most of the stuff GG posts is pointless or simply rubbish.

Do you have any supporting evidence for this statement?

4 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Do you have any supporting evidence for this statement?

Yes, my reading ability. Applies to the other GG as well.

8 minutes ago, wil iam not said:

Yes, my reading ability. Applies to the other GG as well.

Both have really mastered the art of talking / writing without saying anything, both try to think outside the box no one invited them inside in the first place and both have a very special way of thinking that makes people appreciate their silence.....

GG should invite GG over the change the sheets - should have sent a direct PM and saved us all the extra clicks to avoid yet more inane screen-real-estate....

58 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Both have really mastered the art of talking / writing without saying anything, both try to think outside the box no one invited them inside in the first place and both have a very special way of thinking that makes people appreciate their silence.....

GG should invite GG over the change the sheets - should have sent a direct PM and saved us all the extra clicks to avoid yet more inane screen-real-estate....

Well said Richard. I don't always agree with you, but on this 1000%, they are both a waste of bandwidth.

I have them both on ignore, but it is tempting to see just what BS they can come up with.

6 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Do you have any supporting evidence for this statement?

Most of your posts are supporting evidence for that statement!

2 hours ago, richard_smith237 said:

Both have really mastered the art of talking / writing without saying anything, both try to think outside the box no one invited them inside in the first place and both have a very special way of thinking that makes people appreciate their silence.....

GG should invite GG over the change the sheets - should have sent a direct PM and saved us all the extra clicks to avoid yet more inane screen-real-estate....

There is ONLY ONE GG.

I am the one.

I am the original.

Just check it out...please...

1 hour ago, scottiejohn said:

Most of your posts are supporting evidence for that statement!

Please provide a footnote, or two, then....and an excerpt.

10 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

There is ONLY ONE GG.

I am the one.

I am the original.

Just check it out...please...

Oh - there's a few more befitting of your moniker....

Gibberish Generator, Goofy Guru, Groundless Guesser, Gormless Git, Grandstanding Gasbag, Gaslighting Grifter, Gaffe Generator, Gibbering Goon, Giddy Gob<deleted>e, Goofball Grumbler, Gullible Gawker, Gobbledygook Grinder, Gasbag Guru.....

But, at least you are not the Gutter Groomer like the other GG who posts a similar amount of similarly inane drivel.

31 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Just check it out...please...

I wish you would check out from AN!

31 minutes ago, GammaGlobulin said:

Please provide a footnote, or two, then....and an excerpt.

Why should we bother as all you do is provide enough drivel to do exactly that with most of the cr@p you post on AN!!

At least this GG is rarely, if ever, nasty. Not like the other knob jockey. Both full of $hite mind you.....

29 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

, Gasbag

Thank you.

I will use this as my middle name, in the future.

Love it, in fact.....

8 minutes ago, Keeps said:

At least this GG is rarely, if ever, nasty. Not like the other knob jockey. Both full of $hite mind you.....

One must ALWAYS remain respectful in demeanor.

And, I try to live by this Golden Rule.

Treat everyone with respect.

This is the very least one can do....I think.

I learned this, many moons ago, from a rather famous professor friend of mine....a Jew, in fact.

I will never forget his good advice.

35 minutes ago, richard_smith237 said:

Oh - there's a few more befitting of your moniker....

Gibberish Generator, Goofy Guru, Groundless Guesser, Gormless Git, Grandstanding Gasbag, Gaslighting Grifter, Gaffe Generator, Gibbering Goon, Giddy Gob<deleted>e, Goofball Grumbler, Gullible Gawker, Gobbledygook Grinder, Gasbag Guru.....

But, at least you are not the Gutter Groomer like the other GG who posts a similar amount of similarly inane drivel.

GammaGasbagGlobulin

GGG

Thanks!