Dear Folks,

'Tis the Season for cowbells, once more.

Why don't Thai Guys tire of them???

One can hear the amplified cowbells resounding ALL-AROUND Thailand, these days.

'Tis the Season for them.

But.....

WHY???

Have they never graduated from COWBELLS to J.S. Bach, during all these years?

And if not, then....

WHY?????

Driving me Crazy.....once again, this year, as is always the case, every year.

There is such a thing as good music, and also bad music.

I love Madonna, but I hate cowbells.

What about you????

I am going crazy.

I can think of one more good song about going crazy, but not for you....

I must move underground, I think.....

Take care, and block your ears.

Gamma

PLEASE NOTE: If only they would play CRAZY by Aerosmith, then I could dig.....but they do not.

I love young girls, you know....they are just so intelligent.....and they show us old guys to be complete fools, EVERY TIME.....

GOD....This girl is hot.....!!!!!!

Note: The guy chewing licorice in the gas station is not attractive to me. WOW...I love this girl....You would NOT believe.......

One of the very best vids ever produced, obviously....

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

Note: The guy chewing licorice in the gas station is not attractive to me.

Who in their right mind would be?

She is the hottest girl in ALL THE WORLD......

I dream about her throughout the night, every night.

How could I not?

She is like.....HEAVEN....to me......

Heaven on Earth, in fact.....

And, by the way......

When I hear the COW BELLS here in the villages.....

I am reminded of this song....OUT OF AFRICA......

Is it the same for you.....??????????????

The Drums of Africa....and the Drums of Thailand are not too dissimilar, I guess.....

What do YOU think.....?????????????

Am I correct, as always....

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

She is like.....HEAVEN....to me...

Why?

Has your old Chinese blow up doll deflated and gone down on you?

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

She is the hottest girl in ALL THE WORLD......

I dream about her throughout the night, every night.

How could I not?

She is like.....HEAVEN....to me......

Heaven on Earth, in fact.....

Can't see her mons pubis, so no idea how hot she actually is.

Let me tell you more about me, if I may....

a. Two decades ago, I realized that I was NO LONGER interested in "OLD SEX" with baggy old women.

b. So, the only option for me was to bite the bullet, and become completely celibate. And, this is what I have done.

c. I still appreciate women, but I realize that I am now too old to consort with the type of young women that truly attract me.

d. This is why I am so thankful for being allowed to post my many Topics on TV.

e. I completely divert my SEXUAL ENERGY from being focused on what I am now too old to have, and instead just upload Topics to TV.

f. I have read a LOT of Freud, back in the day.

g. Still, sometimes, I fall on the floor, just begging for ONE MORE TIME...with a girl like this.

h. Yet, it will NEVER HAPPEN.

i. I am over the hill. And, I will NEVER AGAIN taste the juices of a young woman such as this.

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Life is cruel.

I had my day in the hay, many years ago.

Those days are gone.

Now, I guess, I can only write about it, here on TV....

Life is a Bitch.....I would say.

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I am no-longer able to say: Come here, Baby.....

So sad, really....

Edited May 1May 1 by GammaGlobulin

you could

maybe B2000

So you're confessing that you got banned from the local dairy farm because you tried to ring some Thai guy's cowbell without his permission. Best to solve all your problems by sticking to inflatable bovines. Just put some lipstick on them before inserting and leave the locals out of it completely.

Edited May 1May 1 by Alpha84

Just now, Alpha84 said:

So you're confessing that you got banned from the local dairy farm because you tried to ring some Thai guy's cowbell without his permission.

NO....

I am confessing that after visiting the barn, I came away with something that was very similar to cowpox.

And, not only on my hands, either.....

It was caused, IMHO, by loud music and sounds that reminded me of COW BELLS....

Edited May 2May 2 by GammaGlobulin

Just now, Alpha84 said:

So you're confessing

Yes.

I am confessing.

When I was very young, maybe 15, I was able to get super excited about doing some mother of one of my friends.

But, now that I am old, I just cannot get excited about doing a woman who is my age.

Do you understand my dilemma?

Now that I am old, I am no-longer interested in what once was interesting to me.

If only I could return to my boyhood,...then....

All the old women in Thailand would seem super hot to me.

Am I OUT OF SYNC....do you think?

Note: Madonna is still one of the classiest girls I have ever known. I am amazed by her. I just wish she had not aged so much, during these recent years.

Edited May 2May 2 by GammaGlobulin

Ok Gravinga, so basically you're confessing to contracting groinal cowpox from humping heifers in the barn right after we discussed your ban from the dairy farm for trying to toss some Thai guy's bell-end. Most people would have kept that medical history a secret, it's kind of a "too much information" kind of thing, but I guess it explains why you're so sensitive to the sound of bells of the bovine variety.

As for your "dilemma," you aren't just out of sync; you’re out of options, mate. You spend your days complaining about ding dong noises and your nights dreaming about a version of Madonna that hasn't existed since the eighties. Maybe stop worrying about the age of the local women who don't want anything to do with you anyway and start worrying about that festering rash. The inflatable option is looking far better for you every second; at least the blow-up variety doesn't carry infectious diseases and you won't get arrested again for trying to ring some Thai guy's bell without his permission.

Edited May 2May 2 by Alpha84

Just now, Alpha84 said:

Ok Gravinga, so basically you're confessing to contracting groinal cowpox from humping heifers in the barn right after we discussed your ban from the dairy farm for trying to toss some Thai guy's bell-end. Most people would have kept that medical history a secret, it's kind of a "too much information" kind of thing, but I guess it explains why you're so sensitive to the sound of bells of the bovine variety.

As for your "dilemma," you aren't just out of sync; you’re out of options, mate. You spend your days complaining about ding dong noises and your nights dreaming about a version of Madonna that hasn't existed since the eighties. Maybe stop worrying about the age of the local women who don't want anything to do with you anyway and start worrying about that festering rash. The inflatable option is looking far better for you every second; at least the blow-up variety doesn't carry infectious diseases and you won't get arrested again for trying to ring some Thai guy's bell without his permission.

No.

I am absolutely NOT admitting to this.

However, what I AM saying is this:

I often feel like CHAUNCEY.

It's like I just cannot get it up for an older woman, even for Shirley MacLaine.....

This is why when I am with a woman, these days, sometimes they must just pleasure themselves....

Rather than relying on me.

And, by the way, I think that this scene from BEING THERE shows the absolute innocence of Chauncey, something which I find refreshing.

Sometimes, also, like Chauncey, I withhold my essence, as well as all my precious bodily fluids....

I have learned a great deal from closely watching Sterling Hayden.

Edited May 2May 2 by GammaGlobulin

You know.....

I used to laugh at Madonna.

But, I was a fool for doing so, in my youth.

I and my friends would joke about her.

Now, I have such great respect for her.

Please forgive me, Madonna.

And....

Thank you.

Gameena, you're truly in sad shape there. Now you are comparing yourself to a character whose claim to fame is having a blank brain, while bragging about "withholding your essence" like a paranoid lunatic from a 1960s satire. It is a very long-winded way of admitting that you just sit in the corner watching because you are firing blanks.

Nobody is buying the "innocence" act, Gramunga. Between the cowpox, the "heifer" incidents, and now the "precious bodily fluids" talk, it’s clear your dilemma isn't about being out of sync with age. It is about being out of sync with reality.

If you have to rely on Shirley MacLaine movies and inflatable bovine to get through the night, maybe it’s time to stop posting about your "sexual energy" and just focus on your licorice. At least the licorice doesn't have to "pleasure itself" while you sit there watching Sterling Hayden reruns.

Just now, Alpha84 said:

Gameena, you're truly in sad shape there. Now you are comparing yourself to a character whose claim to fame is having a blank brain, while bragging about "withholding your essence" like a paranoid lunatic from a 1960s satire. It is a very long-winded way of admitting that you just sit in the corner watching because you are firing blanks.

Nobody is buying the "innocence" act, Gramunga. Between the cowpox, the "heifer" incidents, and now the "precious bodily fluids" talk, it’s clear your dilemma isn't about being out of sync with age. It is about being out of sync with reality.

If you have to rely on Shirley MacLaine movies and inflatable bovine to get through the night, maybe it’s time to stop posting about your "sexual energy" and just focus on your licorice. At least the licorice doesn't have to "pleasure itself" while you sit there watching Sterling Hayden reruns.

May I please ask you one question:

Do you still recall Buddy Love?

When I was young, we grew up with suave guys like this.

We were completely immersed in this culture when I was growing up.

Buddy Love shaped my life.

His influence on my life is still so deeply felt.

Thanks, Buddy....!!!

LOVE YOU....Buddy....!!!!!

we need more cowbells

She blew my nose and then she blew my mind...

Just now, save the frogs said:

we need more cowbells

Glad I scrolled down before posting, good job

12 hours ago, GammaGlobulin said:

b. So, the only option for me was to bite the bullet, and become completely celibate. And, this is what I have done

Sounds like you've a time bomb....ready to go off...

On 5/2/2026 at 5:01 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

I am reminded of this song....OUT OF AFRICA......

Is it the same for you.....??????????????

No, not the same. I remember a movie called OUT OF AFRICA, and a song by Toto called AFRICA.

Come on GG, get it right, Mr Alz setting in?

Ringo plays a mean cowbell.

On 5/2/2026 at 6:00 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

This is why I am so thankful for being allowed to post my many Topics on TV.

You go ahead GG, post as much as you want on TV. Just please stay away from AN thanks.

On 5/2/2026 at 7:29 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

Yes.

I am confessing.

When I was very young, maybe 15, I was able to get super excited about doing some mother of one of my friends.

But, now that I am old, I just cannot get excited about doing a woman who is my age.

Do you understand my dilemma?

Now that I am old, I am no-longer interested in what once was interesting to me.

If only I could return to my boyhood,...then....

All the old women in Thailand would seem super hot to me.

Am I OUT OF SYNC....do you think?

Note: Madonna is still one of the classiest girls I have ever known. I am amazed by her. I just wish she had not aged so much, during these recent years.

Just cut to the fact !

Getting old sucks!

Publicly lamenting that your body doesn't obey your lascivious desires is not particularly interesting.

Just now, 0ffshore360 said:

Just cut to the fact !

Getting old sucks!

Publicly lamenting that your body doesn't obey your lascivious desires is not particularly interesting.

It's not my getting old that bothers me.

It's that the girls my age are too old and flabby, which I find most disturbing.

This is why I am looking forward to investing in a pair of Sam Altman Glasses.

Just now, GammaGlobulin said:

It's not my getting old that bothers me.

It's that the girls my age are too old and flabby, which I find most disturbing.

This is why I am looking forward to investing in a pair of Sam Altman Glasses.

They would probably think the same about you if you ever got some clothes on and went out from your hovel and mingled with some Thai women!

I think someone needs professional help.

In an attempt to be very diplomatic I will simply say that you are a very unique human being.

On 5/2/2026 at 4:19 AM, GammaGlobulin said:

Have they never graduated from COWBELLS to J.S. Bach

Another Foreigner who assumes Thais don't have their own culture.

Great post GG. I too love Madonna. As many on here may remember her last live show in Bangkok, about 10 or more years ago. It started 3 hours late, around 11pm, but we all forgave her for that because her performance was terrific. Not only her singing, but also her delightful and entertaining sense of humour.

ATB, Bob.