I received this as an e-mail from my brother and thought I'd like to share it here in the ladies forum; women be aware of how the men recognize two of their favorite list besides( cars,alcohol,......)!

Women & Computers

HARD-DISK Woman:

She remembers everything, FOREVER.

RAM Woman:

She forgets about you, the moment you turn her off.

WINDOWS Woman:

Everyone knows that she cannot do a thing right, but no one can live without her.

EXCEL Woman:

They say she can do many things but you mostly use her for your four basic needs.

SCREENSAVER Woman:

She is good for nothing but at least she is fun!

INTERNET Woman:

Difficult to access.

SERVER Woman:

Always busy when you need her.

MULTIMEDIA Woman:

She makes horrible things look beautiful.

CD-ROM Woman:

She is always faster and faster.

E-MAIL Woman:

Every ten things she says, eight are nonsense.

VIRUS Woman: Also known as "WIFE";

when you are not expecting her, she comes, installs herself, and uses all your resources. If you try to uninstall her, you will lose something, if you do not try to uninstall her you will lose everything.

What about the zip file and memory stick, zaza?

What about the zip file and memory stick, zaza?

huh?

I received this as an e-mail from my brother and thought I'd like to share it here in the ladies forum; women be aware of how the men recognize two of their favorite list besides( cars,alcohol,......)!

Women & Computers

Ah, but the boys still come running to me when they want help with their machines.

Edited August 28, 200718 yr by canadiangirl

I received this as an e-mail from my brother and thought I'd like to share it here in the ladies forum; women be aware of how the men recognize two of their favorite list besides( cars,alcohol,......)!

Women & Computers

Ah, but the boys still come running to me when they want help with their machines.

I bet they would!

What about the zip file and memory stick, zaza?

Zip Woman: When you meet her she is a petite size 8. After marriage she expands to a size 18.