No, this topic has nothing to do with birds.

Say you’ve got a list of ten things you want to get done today, but for whatever reason you can only complete one of them and are forced to make a choice.

Which one are you choosing, and why?

For me, the answer is easy: some stretching and exercise. Everything else can wait. It keeps me healthy, keeps me mobile, clears my head, and gives me the best chance of being around to deal with the other nine things I put off until tomorrow.

What’s yours?

Is that you, Bob?

2 hours ago, Gary The Git said:

No, this topic has nothing to do with birds.

Say you’ve got a list of ten things you want to get done today, but for whatever reason you can only complete one of them and are forced to make a choice.

Which one are you choosing, and why?

For me, the answer is easy: some stretching and exercise. Everything else can wait. It keeps me healthy, keeps me mobile, clears my head, and gives me the best chance of being around to deal with the other nine things I put off until tomorrow.

What’s yours?

This and kegel exercises with easy movement and light stretches and balance

2 hours ago, Gary The Git said:

What’s yours?

I never miss my sphincter exercises.

8 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

I never miss my sphincter exercises.

Sounds like you are big into pole gliding?

1 minute ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Sounds like you are big into pole gliding?

That sounds really exciting!

24 minutes ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Sounds like you are big into pole gliding?

Nowt wrong with keeping ones snipper tight.

1 hour ago, HappyExpat57 said:

Is that you, Bob?

I received sad news about Bob yesterday. Mrs. Smith had sent us a text. He was balls deep in a ladyboy sandwich when it happened. Who would have known it would all be a bit much for the heart? At least he went out with a smile. Half of Soi 6 has already descended into mourning. The other half will not be able to collect on his unpaid bar tabs. The balance of the universe has fallen out of alignment.

Edited June 7Jun 7 by BilllyGOAT

Doom-scrolling AseanNow forum.

Wife pointed out to me years ago, every time one leaves the house, one blows at least B1000. Fact is, here in the capital, it's so congested, one can only hope to accomplish one errand a day. Staying home most days works for me!

2 hours ago, unblocktheplanet said:

Wife pointed out to me years ago, every time one leaves the house, one blows at least B1000. Fact is, here in the capital, it's so congested, one can only hope to accomplish one errand a day. Staying home most days works for me!

You should point out to her how expensive having a wife is.

2 hours ago, unblocktheplanet said:

Wife pointed out to me years ago, every time one leaves the house, one blows at least B1000

That's around $30.

Every time you go out in the west it's at least $100 and that's the very minimum.

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10 hours ago, Gary The Git said:

No, this topic has nothing to do with birds.

Say you’ve got a list of ten things you want to get done today, but for whatever reason you can only complete one of them and are forced to make a choice.

Which one are you choosing, and why?

For me, the answer is easy: some stretching and exercise. Everything else can wait. It keeps me healthy, keeps me mobile, clears my head, and gives me the best chance of being around to deal with the other nine things I put off until tomorrow.

What’s yours?

Toilet

2 hours ago, NewGuy87 said:

You should point out to her how expensive having a wife is.

I would but she's making all the money in my retirement! She fills my pockets every night.

Having a layabout husband is expensive!

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Left arm stretching to the beer fridge 10 times a day.

Great exercise.

In the next month would be more appropriate for most posters here. I have hade the same list for a month and it hasn't changed in 45 days with the exception of adding taxes. I actually go months without even having one item.

List:

Fix left car light
Apply for wife's visa
Renew drivers license -due May 26

Fix left car light

Taxes Due 6/15

If I fixed the car light I would only have 3 so that is my choice.

2 hours ago, rocketboy2 said:

Left arm stretching to the beer fridge 10 times a day.

Great exercise.

Well done. And what do you with the right arm?

Asking for a friend...

3 hours ago, BilllyGOAT said:

Well done. And what do you with the right arm?

Asking for a friend...

I don't like to take jobs away from the locals.

5 minutes ago, rocketboy2 said:

I don't like to take jobs away from the locals.

Good call. It might even be a prohibited profession for foreigners residing in Thailand. At the very least, you'd probably need a work permit for it.

On 6/7/2026 at 5:06 AM, Gary The Git said:

No, this topic has nothing to do with birds.

Why not?

Travel to Thailand

We offer quality, privately guided birding adventure to explore breathtaking destinations throughout Thailand, the world premier birding area with over 1,000 species and excellent for birding all year round.

13 hours ago, Rockyroad said:

Toilet

Mouth

In Islands culture the men only spent a few hours a day if at all , fishing

The woman do all the gathering gardening taro cooking and child care

To ease their labours they sang songs and chatted, no rush

A goal in Thailand to accomplish one required task daily is sufficient

Beer.

Cheers Bob!

On 6/7/2026 at 5:06 AM, Gary The Git said:

No, this topic has nothing to do with birds.

Say you’ve got a list of ten things you want to get done today, but for whatever reason you can only complete one of them and are forced to make a choice.

Which one are you choosing, and why?

For me, the answer is easy: some stretching and exercise. Everything else can wait. It keeps me healthy, keeps me mobile, clears my head, and gives me the best chance of being around to deal with the other nine things I put off until tomorrow.

What’s yours?

A slug of my home-made cannabis oil.

On 6/7/2026 at 6:32 AM, HappyExpat57 said:

Is that you, Bob?

Yes. I am Bob.

The correct answer is "go to church"

Worship Bob

Get change out of the offering plate, as Jesus would have wanted

Enjoy free coffee and donuts in the basement with all the weirdos trying to get me into their MLM downline

That's a full day, Pal

10 minutes ago, wil iam not said:

A slug of my home-made cannabis oil.

If you are trying to get nothing else done in a day then that probably helps to ensure the desired outcome?

On 6/7/2026 at 10:46 AM, Ralf001 said:

I never miss my sphincter exercises.

One a year don't make you queer. Apparently

1 hour ago, emptypockets said:

One a year don't make you queer. Apparently

I do them daily in the drive to work every morning.

3 minutes ago, Ralf001 said:

I do them daily in the drive to work every morning.

Gee, that would add up

Do you have a regular or do you share it around the ladyboys, just to be fair?

4 minutes ago, emptypockets said:

Gee, that would add up

Do you have a regular or do you share it around the ladyboys, just to be fair?

I drive alone most mornings, occasionally I will give a lift to a work colleague out from head office in Aus.