Go on then,I’ll be the first.

What a tosser.

More proof that Pattaya is a sewer filled with demented mongers mostly living on the Dark Side and on Soi Buakhao in 28 meter chicken pens.

8 hours ago, bendejo said:

Yep, only a real perv would do that. And the clown that decided to video it is in no position to defame the guy.

Whoever recorded it, presumably in an effort to get him to stop, is in no less a position to defame the guy than everyone else here doing the same!

6 hours ago, phetaroi said:

From the reputation Thailand earned by looking the other way at places like Pat Pong and Soi Cowboy, seedy massage parlors in many, many Thai hotels, etc. If they want to clean up the reputation, it will be a Herculean task...which

Thai authorities are not trying to clean up the legally operating areas of Patpong and Cowboy, nor legally operating massage businesses in hotels.

5 hours ago, Front Row said:

Who’s the pervert that filmed for nearly a minute? Did he even get a clear shot of the face of the alleged tugger that the police can use to identify the man? Or was he focusing on something else?

Seems that you, very oddly, are condoning the actions of the waanker and condemning the actions of the people trying to stop it. Interesting.

4 hours ago, wil iam not said:

Did the Police not arrest the plonker there and then, or did the bloke run off with a semi?

There were no police involved, neither, apparently, was a report made to the police.

"Bystanders tried to intervene" ...... but were worried about getting caught in the cross fire

9 hours ago, Jim Blue said:

What a jerk !

Corrected - "What a jerk-off."

Lord, where do these people come from?

1 hour ago, cynic1 said:

How about the two guys standing over him and watching close up. They are as weird as he is.

You really think that just watching, not trying to persuade him to stop? That's as weird as you claim they are.

As always, the police apparently nowhere to be found.

 

Maybe he didn't masturbate at all, but rather he had multiple sclerosis twitches...

38 minutes ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Seems that you, very oddly, are condoning the actions of the waanker and condemning the actions of the people trying to stop it. Interesting.

How you come to that conclusion from reading my post, I’ll never know. Your mind works in mysterious and strange ways.

1 hour ago, Screaming said:

More proof that Pattaya is a sewer filled with demented mongers mostly living on the Dark Side and on Soi Buakhao in 28 meter chicken pens.

Nah.

But you will never catch the locals doing this sort of thing.

But then again. oops,

Foreign Tourist Masturbates on Pattaya Beach

Should be at least charged under the employment laws.

That's a clear case of taking away jobs from the locals.

22 minutes ago, Front Row said:

1 hour ago, Liverpool Lou said:

Seems that you, very oddly, are condoning the actions of the waanker and condemning the actions of the people trying to stop it. Interesting.

How you come to that conclusion from reading my post

Easy, I based it on what you posted.

43 minutes ago, newnative said:

As always, the police apparently nowhere to be found.

As everywhere, the police cannot be everywhere, they have to be called to incidents and it appears that they were not called.

28 minutes ago, rocketboy2 said:

Nah.

But you will never catch the locals doing this sort of thing.

But then again. oops,

Appropriate name for the river....

Bang and just like that Pattayas family friendly resort image was gone!🤣⚓⚓⚓⚓

What a jerkoff, eh! Too bad he wasn't drunk enough that he couldn't get it up. Now that's a real bummer!

11 hours ago, Gottfrid said:

Yeah, exactly! Which means, there is no reason at all to lay down in the sand, strip down and take care of yourself in public view.

Yep doing you out of a job. 😉

What happened to the law about having pornography on your phone? If he shared it, you’d think he would be in trouble as well. But I guess that’s a job reserved for Thais. 😂

10 hours ago, Reddavy said:

Yep doing you out of a job. 😉

Nah, not my style.

It was too exciting in Pattaya

No need for the Crocodile Dundee test for this one!

3 hours ago, jcmj said:

What happened to the law about having pornography on your phone? If he shared it, you’d think he would be in trouble as well. But I guess that’s a job reserved for Thais. 😂

What is that law about having pornography on a phone...l one you just made up? But what is the pornography shown in the context of this thread? The only thing that anyone can see is a bloke lying on his back on the beach, the 'pornography' is in your mind.

Talk about taking coals to Newcastle.

On 6/2/2026 at 12:20 AM, Effective altruism said:

What makes people lose their sense of judgment when visiting Thailand?

Lots of strange people come to Thailand.

And to think in the 60s and 70s people thought the hippies were mad,

On a positive note, when I get drunk Mr Johnson stops working.....This guy gets it up under all conditions.