Wolfie Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 A man is taking a walk in Central park in New York. Suddenly he sees a little girl being attacked by a pit bull dog . He runs over and starts fighting with the dog. He succeeds in killing the dog and saving the girl's life. A policeman who was watching the scene walks over and says: "You are a hero, tomorrow you can read it in all the newspapers : "Brave New Yorker saves the life of little girl" The man says: - "But I am not a New Yorker!" "Oh then it will say in newspapers in the morning: 'Brave American saves life of little girl'" - the policeman answers. "But I am not an American!" - says the man. "Oh, what are you then?" The man says: - "I am a Pakistani!" The next day the newspapers says: "Islamic extremist kills innocent American dog Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
elsie Posted July 27, 2004 Share Posted July 27, 2004 Good one, honey Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cobra Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Good one Wolfie, Incidentally, your Avatar is the best of seen, excellent, Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Padkapow Guy Posted July 30, 2004 Share Posted July 30, 2004 Look up. Bouncing Betty above you has my vote. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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