AltumAngel Posted September 5, 2007 Share Posted September 5, 2007 A party of economists was climbing in the Alps . After several hours they became hopelessly lost. One of them studied the map for some time, turning it up and down, sighting on distant landmarks, consulting his compass, and finally the sun. Finally he said, ' OK see that big mountain over there?' 'Yes', answered the others eagerly. 'Well, according to the map, we're standing on top of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Nongwahyay Posted September 6, 2007 Share Posted September 6, 2007 Do you get your jokes out of cornflakes boxes???????????? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
B Fuddled Posted September 7, 2007 Share Posted September 7, 2007 Do you get your jokes out of cornflakes boxes???????????? They're like cereal killers. You keep waiting for them to strike. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
zzdocxx Posted September 15, 2007 Share Posted September 15, 2007 Reminds me of this one: A man in a hot air balloon realized he was lost. He reduced altitude and spotted a woman below. He descended a bit more and shouted, "Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don't know where I am." The woman below replied, "You're in a hot air balloon hovering approximately 30 feet above the ground. You're between 40 and 41 degrees north latitude and between 59 and 60 degrees west longitude." "You must be an engineer," said the balloonist. "I am," replied the woman, "How did you know?" "Well," answered the balloonist, "everything you told me is, technically correct, but I've no idea what to make of your information, and the fact is I'm still lost. Frankly, you've not been much help at all. If anything, you've delayed my trip." The woman below responded, "You must be in Management." "I am," replied the balloonist, "but how did you know?" "Well," said the woman, "you don't know where you are or where you're going. You have risen to where you are due to a large quantity of hot air. You made a promise which you've no idea how to keep, and you expect people beneath you to solve your problems. The fact is you are in exactly the same position you were in before we met, but now, somehow, it's my fault." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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