Bush After Loosing The Election..!

[kwiz117]

Bush after loosing the election..!

1) TV'S GALORE

Bush is buying a TV."Do you have colour TVs?"

"Sure."

"Give me a green one, please."

2) Flying High

Bush calls American Air.

”How long does it take to fly to Iraq?"

"Just a second," says the rep.

"Thank you." says the Bush and cuts the line.

3) EMPLOYMENT.

Bush was filling up an application form for a job. He filled

the columns titled NAME, AGE,ADDRESS etc. Then he came to the column.

Salary Expected : After much thought he wrote : Yes

4) CROCODILE BOOTS.

Bush wanted to live in Iraq. Asked from Alavi and he says yes if you bring me a pair of

crocodile boots. He sets off to Africa and disappears. Finally a search

team found him hunting a huge crocodiles. He walks over to the reptile,

checks its legs and angrily exclaims "70th ###### croc and this bugger is also

barefoot!"

5) Thermos

Bush goes into a store and sees a shiny object. He asks the

clerk, "What is that shiny object?" The clerk replies, "That is a

thermos."Bush then asks, "What does it do?" The clerk responds,

"It keeps hot things hot and cold things cold.

"Bush says, "I'll take one!" The next day, he walks into work

with his new thermos. Bush's boss asked, "Wow, you have a Thermos.

What do you have in it?"

Bush replies, "Two cups of coffee and a coke."

6) In Disguise

Bush went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.

"I would like to buy this small TV," he told the salesman. "Sorry, we

don't sell to Bushs. We are Democrats" he replied. He hurried home, removed his beard

and changed his hair style, then came back and again told the salesman. "I

would like to buy this TV."

"Sorry, we don't sell to Bushs," Salesman replied. "######, he still can

recognize me," he thought. He went for a complete disguise this time,

haircut and new hair colour, new outfit, big sunglasses, then waited a

few days before he again approached the salesman. I would like to buy

this TV." "Sorry, we don't sell to Bushs, " he replied. Frustrated, he

exclaimed "How do you know I'm a Bush?"

"Because that's a microwave," he replied.

7) Why did when 18 Bush went to a movie? Because below 18 was not

allowed.

8) TO LOSE WEIGHT.

The doctor told Bush to run eight kilometres a day for 300 days

TO LOSE WEIGHT.. After 300 days,Bush called the doctor to report he

had lost the weight, but he had a problem; "I'm 2400 kms away from home."

9) TRAIN TO OHIYA.

Bush's two friends Blair and Howard are waiting in a railway station after loosing elections.

Blair asks the clerk: "Can I take this train to Ohia?" "No," answers the Railway man. "then Can i ?" asks Howard.

10) LOST WITHOUT HOPE

Having lost his donkey Bush, got down to his knees and started

thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked,"Your donkey is missing;

why are you thanking God?" The Bush replied, "I am thanking him

for that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I

would have been missing too.

11) THE CHINESE WAY

Bush got another child. He fills data in the birth certificate

Mother: American.

Father: American.

Kid: Chinese.

"How come you write "Islam" when both parents are American?"

says Bush "Ahhh... I read in the newspaper, that the 2nd

person born on earth now is a Chinese."

12) OUTER SPACE

Two dogs, Rubi and Moti, and Bush were sent to the outer space.

The ground control issues commands "Rubi!"

"Woof!" ( its the barking sound ) "Press the red button."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Moti!""Woof!" "Press the white button."

"Woof! Woof!"

"Bush!" "Woof."

"Stop barking, feed the dogs and don't touch anything!"

13) DOUBLE DECKER BUS RIDE

Bush and a friend Blair went to see their friend Howard. They managed to

get into a double-decker bus in Oz. Blair somehow managed to find a seat

downstairs,But unfortunately Bush got pushed to the top. After a while when

the rush was over, Blair went upstairs to see his friend Bush .He met

Bush in a bad condition clutching the seats in front with both hands

and saying his prayers, scared to death. He asks,"Hey Bush! What

the heck's going' on?

Why are you so scared?... I was really enjoying my ride down there?

Bush mumbles "Yeah, but you've got a driver."

[Jeff1]

See how easy it is to simply change the name

[dr_Pat_Pong]

I loved 'em Kwiz. Thanks

[Tornado]

I loved no.6 mate, they were all good actually