Pizzagra

[Darlek]

Pizza 'to improve sex life'

British supermarkets are reportedly soon to be stocking pizzas that are designed to improve your sex life.

The Ventura County Star, quoting Prevention magazine, says the unnamed supermarkets will shortly be stocking Pizzagra, a heart-shaped pizza with toppings said to improve sexual performance.

These include artichokes, asparagus, hot peppers, onions, ginger, cardamom, chocolate and bananas.

Prevention magazine herbal medicine expert Douglas Schar said: "Claims for most of these ingredients have some basis in fact - except for the onions and artichokes."

[Padkapow Guy]

I will take a couple of slices.

[Padkapow Guy]

2 more slice please. this could be a long HARD nite.

[Up2U]

Yes, I'll have a chocolate, banana and onion pizza please - family size.

And some mouthwash as dessert.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Great sales pitch.

The British and especially English would fall for that sort of crap and buy it in droves.

I wish I'd had the idea.

P.S. I'm English but I'm not gullable.

[KevinN]

Yes, I'll have a chocolate, banana and onion pizza please - family size.

And some mouthwash as dessert.

Gimme one of those too, and a large barf bag, please.

[The Gentleman Scamp]

Yes, I'll have a chocolate, banana and onion pizza please - family size.

And some mouthwash as dessert.

Gimme one of those too, and a large barf bag, please.

Blimey Kev, could it be we agree on something?

[ASIC]

artichokes, asparagus, hot peppers, onions, ginger, cardamom, chocolate and bananas

So it's really true what the rumour says! You English surely have the most awful food in the world.

ASIC