Rdrokit Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Why you never ask a drunk a question I was shopping at the local supermarket where I selected: > A half-gallon of 2% milk, > A carton of eggs, > A quart of orange juice, > A head of romaine lettuce, > A 2 lb. can of coffee, and > A 1 lb. package of bacon. As I was unloading my items on the conveyor belt to check out, a drunk standing behind me watched as I placed the items in front of the cashier. While the cashier was ringing up the purchases, the drunk calmly stated, "You must be single." I was a bit startled by this proclamation, but I was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since I was indeed single. I looked at the six items on the belt and saw nothing particularly unusual about my selection's that could have tipped off the drunk to my marital status. Curiosity getting the better of me, I said: "Well, you know what, you're absolutely right. But how on earth did you know that?" The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
JimmyCA Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Great! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ashacat Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Nice one! Didn't see that coming at all! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Nice one! Didn't see that coming at all! heard it before but still made me smile....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted September 21, 2007 Share Posted September 21, 2007 Not bad,made me smile Wiley Coyote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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