in private places

but often seen

in Pattaya Land

near jomtien beach

near by stands

a foxy lady

dressed to kill

made to frill

and rob you

of your virtue

and loose change

wearing a hole

in her shoe

for the smell

of fresh roses

which are artificial

but not plastic

but looks like

a real throughbred

Now, in Bangkok, ......

the plot thickens

when cornflour's added

and stirred gently

a good recipe

for a disaster

but hopefully not

closing on sunday

because the show

was to raunchy

so I'm retiring