March 7, 200818 yr Obviously we don't see eye to eye then Give him 5 strong "lashes". Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever.
March 7, 200818 yr Changed my contacts and mascara is this better? Edited March 7, 200818 yr by Momo8
March 7, 200818 yr Obviously we don't see eye to eye then Give him 5 strong "lashes". Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever. Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on!
March 8, 200818 yr Jez some of you guys have tunnel vision. You can't see the wood for the trees. Eye just don't know what to say, blink and someone gives Momo the dead eye
March 8, 200818 yr Obviously we don't see eye to eye then Give him 5 strong "lashes". Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever. Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on! Blinkin eck, sorry Tiggy How's is Aunt Giddy BTW
March 8, 200818 yr Obviously we don't see eye to eye then Give him 5 strong "lashes". Sorry, that was "Cornea" than ever. Ohh my giddy aunt bj, you should be lashed for that on! Blinkin eck, sorry Tiggy How's is Aunt Giddy BTW Aunt Giddy is fine thanks. She sends her regards...
March 8, 200818 yr I have just spent the afternoon doing Chi Gung with some 90 year olds, followed by a Thailand slide show.
March 9, 200818 yr I'm sure that Chi Gung was very grateful. Momo, what next? Red eye? Brown eye? I shudder to think...
March 9, 200818 yr Nah no brown eyes I'll revert back to blue once my green Piccasso stage is over xxx. Edited March 9, 200818 yr by Momo8
March 9, 200818 yr Nah no brown eyes I'll revert back to blue once my green Piccasso stage is over xxx. Did you have a Picasso blue stage?
March 9, 200818 yr I hope Chi Gung is OK. You should be ashamed of yourselves !!!! I'm sure that Chi Gung was very grateful. Chi Gung (or Qi Kung) is a consenting adult! And yes, was very grateful...
March 9, 200818 yr Is there something you can take for kleptomania? No,I'm already on medication for nymphomania.Combining the two could be dangerours to my health.
March 9, 200818 yr Indeed so Momo, look after your nymphomania first, steal things when you're tired.
March 9, 200818 yr Momo, ya not alone....... Could even get rich. The woman seated herself in the psychiatrist's office. "What seems to be the problem?" the doctor asked. "Well, I, uh," she stammered. "I think I, uh, might be a nymphomaniac." "I see," he said. "I can help you, but I must advise you that my fee is $80 an hour." "That's not bad," she replied. "How much for all night?"
March 9, 200818 yr I forgot......... National Bank Series - NZ v England TestsWednesday March 05 - Sunday March 09New Zealand won by 189 Runs Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee !!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 9, 200818 yr Go on then rub it in.Should never judge people by their medical condition.AS for the Kiwis!!!! They're never going to beat the Aussies unless it's jumping sheep.
March 9, 200818 yr ......to confuse illiterate people. What's the longest word in the English language?
March 9, 200818 yr smiles, it's got a mile between the first and last letter haha! Why do farts smell?
March 9, 200818 yr ......to confuse illiterate people.What's the longest word in the English language? Jesus wept. Oh sorry... right answer, wrong question.
March 9, 200818 yr What's the longest word in the English language? Pneumonoultramicroscopicsilicovolcanoconiosis (45 letters) is the longest word ever to appear in an English language dictionary. This 45-letter word, referred to as P45[2], first appeared in the Oxford English Dictionary (OED) in 1936. It is still listed in the current edition of the OED, as well as several current American dictionaries.[3] A condition meeting the word's definition is normally called silicosis. Pseudopseudohypoparathyroidism (30 letters) Longest non-coined word in a major dictionary is an inherited disorder that closely simulates the symptoms, but not the consequences of pseudohypoparathyroidism, thus it has mild or no manifestations of hypoparathyroidism or tetanic convulsions. Antidisestablishmentarianism (28 letters) Longest non-coined and nontechnical word
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