The first time I saw this 'Finished Files' thing (in a pub somewhere a few years ago), I couldn't understand the issue. Come to think of it, I still don't. When someone hands you the bit of paper, they say 'Count the Fs'. You count them s-l-o-w-l-y because you think there must be a trick involved. There isn't. Amazing.

A carefully crafted post avoiding the issue. How many did you get Ping ??

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Australia moves north in a fit of Pique at being ignored!

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Doing your OE, get a copy of the Bugger map, to identify those foreign lands

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Edited March 18, 200818 yr by Momo8

Brilliant Momo - nearly fell of my chair!

Glad that tickled your flagpole Ping. Something that would appeal to a fellow Aussie.

Don't want to be a bore regarding the 'Fs' thing, but it has nothing to do with intelligence. It has to do with attention to detail and proof reading skills. Ah, I have just brought this thread down!

Edited March 18, 200818 yr by suegha

Not at all - my sentiments exactly. But didn't you get a bit of a laugh over Australia's overnight foray into the Southern hemisphere? Perhaps the UK would like to move down and take its place - far better weather! (You'll all have to make a coordinated effort to do something faintly criminal, like stealing a loaf of bread. That should do the trick.)

Not at all - my sentiments exactly. But didn't you get a bit of a laugh over Australia's overnight foray into the Southern hemisphere? Perhaps the UK would like to move down and take its place - far better weather! (You'll all have to make a coordinated effort to do something faintly criminal, like stealing a loaf of bread. That should do the trick.)

In the days of yore, perhaps?!?

I was particularly amused by the fact that the mainland sneaked off, leaving poor wee Tasmania behind, none the wiser. New Zealand then generously offered to adopt the orphaned State. The writer of the piece is clearly a talented and imaginative soul. Hopefully his or her talents are being put to better use elsewhere!

Read this sentence:

Finished files are the result of years of scientific study combined with the experience of years.

Now count aloud the F's in that sentence. Count them ONLY ONCE; do not go back and count them again.

How many 'f's did you count

There are six F's in the sentence. One of average intelligence finds three of them. if you spotted four, you're above average. if you got five, you can turn your nose at most anybody. if you found all six, you are a genius. There is no catch. Many people forget the "OF"s. The human brain tends to see them as "Vs" instead of "F's".

Darn. I'm above average, I got four.

I missed the "of" twice.

But I played by your rules and only counted through once.

With all that sweaty activity you've been going through, I'm surprised you can still read at all !!!!!

The Asutralia moves North gambit is hilarious.

Mensa Test for Bedlamites

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:D :D

Anolther goody, Momo. Given that I am a man of leisure (retired), I typed 'None' in the red square. Added to the mirth!

A man of leisure or a man of pleasure Ping? Here's another funny link see if you can read the first page can't download it (Chinese computer) and what did you see in the bottle?

http://www.scribd.com/doc/344776/Messing-w...the-Human-Brain

Edited March 19, 200818 yr by Momo8

Yep, the dolphins took a few seconds to find (once I knew they were in there)...

Just of of curiosity,if the Mods come up in red,the Admit in blue,what does this mean?

'5 User(s) are browsing this forum (0 Guests and 2 Anonymous Users)

3 Members: Momo8, Thaddeus, raro'

Who are the 2 Anonymous Users? Trolls? Hackers? Some member of the hierachy who doesn't want to be seen?

Well it was my recollection that you could set your control panel to 'surf' the forum anonymously, but I just had a look and can't find it/remember how. Seems that my recollection was wrong.

Well it was my recollection that you could set your control panel to 'surf' the forum anonymously, but I just had a look and can't find it/remember how. Seems that my recollection was wrong.

You have to log out and then log back in again, there is an option to sign in as invisible.

Coo; very sneaky-beaky.

Ah, thanks Thad; awarded an elephant stamp (green ink!). I very, very rarely log off (haven't in months), so that's why I couldn't find it.

I like chocolate with a high cocoa content - minimum 70%

Yep, the dolphins took a few seconds to find (once I knew they were in there)...

Talking of dolphins, worth reading full article.

Moko the friendly dolphin saves whales

'It was like she grabbed them by the flipper and led them to safety'

Wednesday, 12 March 2008

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HELPING FLIPPER: Moko, whose legend has grown with the saving of two stranded whales, plays with a swimmer at Waikokopu Bay, Mahia, this summer.

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AdvertisementIt could have been a scene from a movie when Mahia's Moko the dolphin came out of nowhere to save two pygmy sperm whales from what looked like certain death.

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Yes, read or heard about it somewhere. It was only in the past day or so, wasn't it? Wonderful creatures, they are.

What's happened to our Saxxy member?

'I thought I was saxxy but guess I was mistaken'.

I'm too sexy for my love too saxxy for my love

Love's going to leave me

I'm too saxxy for my shirt too saxxy for my shirt

So saxxy it hurts

And I'm too saxxy for Milan too sexy for Milan

New York and Japan

And I'm too saxxy for TV

Too saxxy for you TV

No way I'm posting

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn in Bedlam

Yeah in Bedlam in Bedlam yeah

I do my little turn in Bedlam

I'm too saxxy for my car too saxxy for my car

Too saxxy by far

And I'm too saxxy for my hat

Too saxxy for my hat what do you think about that

I'm a model you know what I mean

And I do my little turn on the catwalk

Yeah on the catwalk on the catwalk yeah

I shake my little touche on the catwalk

I'm too saxxy for my cat too saxxy for my cat

Poor pussy poor pussy cat

I'm too saxxy for my love too saxxy for my love

Love's going to leave me

And I'm too SAXXY for this song

Edited March 19, 200818 yr by Momo8

^Yep, that's random alright...

I found my 16 year old daughter doing a Jigsaw...........worried.

Why - was the completed image not all that wholesome? Seriously though (ahem) some of those jigsaws can be monsters - beyond the capability of young children. She wasn't struggling with a dozen piece set, was she?

I found my 16 year old daughter doing a Jigsaw...........worried.

A Jigsaw as in a Jigsaw Puzzle or a Jig Saw as in a Jigsaw Woodcutter?

Jigsaw puzzles are f-u-n,I did an Escher one,50 000 pieces and had it framed behind perspex.

The latter would be something to be concerned about.

Did you knock it over in five minutes, then?