Why would a self confessed sex change person, on the Gay Forum, call himself Sweatipie. Instead of Sweetipie?

I would presume the sweety is better than sweaty any where in the worldy.

The funny thing is he kept calling JT honey....

Why would a self confessed sex change person, on the Gay Forum, call himself Sweatipie. Instead of Sweetipie?

I would presume the sweety is better than sweaty any where in the worldy.

The funny thing is he kept calling JT honey....

He's from Scotland............

& Law of Mechanical Repair -

After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you'll have to pee.

& Law of Gravity -

Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible

corner.

& Law of Probability -

The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of Random Numbers -

If you dial a wrong number, you never get abusy signal and someone always answers.

& Law of the Alibi -

If you tell the boss you were late for work because

you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law -

If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were

in will always move faster than the one you are in now (works every time).

& Law of the Bath -

When the body is fully immersed in water, thetelephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters -

The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically

when you are with someone you don't want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result -

When you try to prove to someone that a machine won't work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics -

The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theater -

At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law -

As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Murphy's Law of Lockers -

If there are only two people in a locker room, they will have adjacent lockers.

& Law of Physical Surfaces -

The chances of an open-faced jelly sandwich landing face down on a floor covering are directly correlated to the newness and cost of the carpet/rug.

& Law of Logical Argument -

Anything is possible if you don't know what you are talking about.

& Brown's Law of Physical Appearance -

If the clothes fit, they're ugly.

& Oliver's Law of Public Speaking -

A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson's Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy -

As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

& Doctors' Law -

If you don't feel well, make an appointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you'll feel better.

Don't make an appointment and you'll stay sick

Even more strange, from hanging round public toilets in Hanoi ( funny tummy honest ), why on earth with their peckers did the Viets call their currency the " Dong " ?

Calling it the "Ding" would have given the game away.

Regards.

F-16 vs C-130

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, “watch this!” and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, “That was impressive, but watch this!”

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, “What did you think of that?”

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, “What the heck did you do?”

The C-130 pilot chuckled. “I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll.”

When you are young and foolish – speed and flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older and smarter – comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!

F-16 vs C-130

A C-130 was lumbering along when a cocky F-16 flashed by. The jet jockey decided to show off.

The fighter jock told the C-130 pilot, "watch this!" and promptly went into a barrel roll followed by a steep climb.

He then finished with a sonic boom as he broke the sound barrier.

The F-16 pilot asked the C-130 pilot what he thought of that?

The C-130 pilot said, "That was impressive, but watch this!"

The C-130 droned along for about 5 minutes and then the C-130 pilot came back on and said, "What did you think of that?"

Puzzled, the F-16 pilot asked, "What the heck did you do?"

The C-130 pilot chuckled. "I stood up, stretched my legs, walked to the back, took a leak, then got a cup of coffee and a cinnamon roll."

When you are young and foolish – speed and flash may seem a good thing!

When you get older and smarter – comfort and dull is not such a bad thing!

Bloody Starbucks get everywhere............

FOUND HIM

Lost tiger population discovered

Bedbug attack closes flagship Nike store in New York

Concern is growing over the bedbug menace Nike's flagship shop in New York has temporarily closed as the sportswear firm battles an infestation of bedbugs.

Nike said it had "proactively" taken a decision to close the Manhattan store, which sells clothing and shoes.

The small insects bite humans and cause itching and soreness in some of their victims.

Last bedbugs I encountered was on a Royal Brunei flite to Swampy.

Brand new Airbus too... was 3 years ago.

I neva buy Nike, so will be safe.

It is said The Big Apple is the bedbug capital of the panet.

All the swanky hotels keep them well fed.

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Do you know this lady ?

Apparently she's the leader of us Earthlings, and if E.T. and his mates turn up and ask to be taken to our leader it is to Mazlan Othman that they will be taken.

I wonder if the kettle is on ready for a quick cuppa & a chat.

(It might also be a good time to swot up on Betelgeuse.)

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/science/space/8025832/UN-to-appoint-space-ambassador-to-greet-alien-visitors.html

Always knew this, average pay is higher than for Australians, too.

Kiwis leading job boom in Australia - study

New Zealanders are moving to Australia in record numbers, but they arrive already educated and end up working on average harder and longer than Australians, a government study says.Far from being a drain on the country's education system and social services, the wave of migrants from across the Tasman is proving to be older, professional and focused on work, says an Australian Bureau of Statistics report released on Wednesday.

Last year, the more than 500,000 New Zealanders living here had higher rates of employment and were more likely to be working full-time than fellow Australians, aged 15 to 64.

About 90 percent of Kiwi men have jobs compared to 83 percent of Australian men, the report says, while the percentage of Kiwis working full-time far surpasses the rate of Australians by 10 percent.

Read it here.........

http://www.nzherald....jectid=10676967

It's much like the Saudis who import Indians and Banglis, or the Americans who use Mexicans, to do all the work for them while enjoying leasure time. (Saudis have among the highest unemployment rate in the world)

We have Kiwis.

(And with the exchange rate now at $1.30 they need the extra cash.)

It's much like the Saudis who import Indians and Banglis, or the Americans who use Mexicans, to do all the work for them while enjoying leasure time. (Saudis have among the highest unemployment rate in the world)

We have Kiwis.

(And with the exchange rate now at $1.30 they need the extra cash.)

One huge difference, OC.

Australians in the main resent kiwis crossing the ditch for employment.

They do not go for menial jobs, like maids and cleaners.

Vast majority are into construction, many the professions, medical etc.

Kiwis go for financial benefit, good luck to them.

One kiwi ditch crosser, just had a pay rise.

The chief executive of the Commonwealth bank, Ralph Norris, has seen his annual reward package jump by 80 per cent to $16 million for the 2010 financial year after the country's biggest bank enjoyed record profits over the same period.

Pay to dream of........... in kiwi bucks.

From "The Age"

Monday September 20, 2010

A pigeon carrying a memory card beat a broadband connection to get a video from Yorkshire to Lancashire. It landed in 80 minutes; the computer was still uploading the video.

The last post made me think of those thousands of birds, the GODWITS have started arriving from Alaska and places near.

They are only little fellas, too.

These relatively large waders average 40 centimetres and 325 grams, the females heavier than males. Brown with a long bill and medium length legs, their front turns ruddy red when they are plump and ready for the return journey. Bartailed Godwits, the end of the world's longest migration.

Christchurch cathedral bells have rung out, celebrating the return of godwits, back from an 11,000km migration.

The Alaska Science Centre used satellite telemetry to follow the migrations of the godwits in 2007 and 2008, confirming the godwits as the longest non-stop fliers for a land bird.

These relatively large waders average 40 centimetres and 325 grams, the females heavier than males. Brown with a long bill and medium length legs, their front turns ruddy red when they are plump and ready for the return journey.

OK, useless info, but still amazing birds

OK, useless info, but still amazing birds

Amazing photo too.

Regards.

Here's a couple of bird pics from best wildlife photos of the year:

I reckon he is 'hitting' on his bird!!

Brilliant first photo there OC. The perspective is enough to bring on vertigo.

A real birds eye/arse view.

Regards.

Only a small pic.

BIG buck, neva seen a rack like that before.

Sad if he was killed.

No good to me, not enuff hats and coats to hang

I can never think of anything worthwhile to post here.

Mind you, the same may be said about many other posts I've made....I do apologise unreservedly to those whose time I've wasted and to those whom I have offended.

To those whom I haven't offended yet...just wait yer bloody turns youse bloody impatient bastards.

According to urban mythology most toilets flush in E flat.

Has anybody checked theirs ?

According to urban mythology most toilets flush in E flat.

Has anybody checked theirs ?

Mine's not checked.

Just plain white

.......and no stains........

I wonder why the Australia thread got locked ?

I wonder why the Australia thread got locked ?

In case the Poles took all the thread counts.

I wonder why the Australia thread got locked ?

In case the Poles took all the thread counts.

That is pizzzzzz poor, whoever dun dat..!!!!!!!!!!

Reckon the "locker upper" must be a Collingwood fan.

Australia is a good thread.

OC, you an Ockor, start a new one.

Possibly, "The Diggers Place"....... "Back of Bourke"...... "The Black Stumpers Place".......

Kiwis were the original diggers in WW1.

We Kiwis do not worry, OZ always pinches the best of NZ.

I wonder why the Australia thread got locked ?

In case the Poles took all the thread counts.

That is pizzzzzz poor, whoever dun dat..!!!!!!!!!!

Reckon the "locker upper" must be a Collingwood fan.

Australia is a good thread.

OC, you an Ockor, start a new one.

Possibly, "The Diggers Place"....... "Back of Bourke"...... "The Black Stumpers Place".......

Kiwis were the original diggers in WW1.

We Kiwis do not worry, OZ always pinches the best of NZ.

An explaination would've been nice.

Perhaps it's because of the references to the criminal element in that football team. (quite provable)

One would have thought a post like this found elsewhere in Bedlam would be more offensive to sensitive souls:

fuc_k that. If I want to see a bunch of blacks

run like fuc_k I'll just drive through Hackney with

a piece of fried chicken on a string.

Or perhaps Eddie McGuire even has influence here.

BREAKING BEER NEWS:

Official: Carlsberg Returning to Thailand

On Facebook close to 500 people have joined

the "Bring back Carlsberg to Thailand"

group. Now, they have finally got what they longed for.

Fluid Asia Pacific Co., Ltd., official importer and distributor of foreign beer brands in Thailand, confirm to ScandAsia that Danish beer giant Carlsberg will hit the market tomorrow.

.......for 500 ppl...........<deleted>

I go to LoS for "CHANG"

...... nigh on 4 - 5 bucks a bottle in OZ & NZ

Checked the birthdays on the forum today:

Noticed holidaybob, boblunch, spongebob007 and robanywhere

all turn a year older today. A good day for the Roberts!

Also poobear and huggybear share the birthday.

I confess.....I've been posting in General.

I'm sorry, truly I am. It won't happen again.

I not bin in for a few days either.

This time of the year, I found this.........

http://terrisfp.com/hallo1/ghost1.swf

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