Jackpot Lottery Winner!

[YangYaiEric]

Hi All.

I'm sure, like me, many of you out there have a dabble on the Lottery now and again(UK, US, Oz etc). But, what would you do if you struck lucky and bagged the Jackpot of, say, US$ 70 Million or so? What woud you DO with all that Dosh? Would you still stay in Thailand, or head back 'home' (where-ever that may be) ? I know (and dream ) about what I'd do. I'd live like a KING in the LOS forever, with not a care in the world about ANYTHING! Wouldn't that be something ?

Looking forward to reading your thoughts and comments...

YangYai.

[lazeeboy]

Hi All.

I'm sure, like me, many of you out there have a dabble on the Lottery now and again(UK, US, Oz etc). But, what would you do if you struck lucky and bagged the Jackpot of, say, US$ 70 Million or so? What woud you DO with all that Dosh? Would you still stay in Thailand, or head back 'home' (where-ever that may be) ? I know (and dream ) about what I'd do. I'd live like a KING in the LOS forever, with not a care in the world about ANYTHING! Wouldn't that be something ?

Looking forward to reading your thoughts and comments...

YangYai.

you could live on a million dollars forever ,as for me never done it so cant win it

[plasticpig]

Fist plane out,

would go to Singapore.

Would give the wife 5% and my condo.

Then dump her.

for real.

[YangYaiEric]

Fist plane out,

would go to Singapore.

Would give the wife 5% and my condo.

Then dump her.

for real.

!!

You don't REALLY mean that, do you?

[fauxie]

I'd stay in Thailand short-term, maybe for a few years, but then I'd move back to the UK with the wife. If Thailand weren't completely screwed up by the time we were say 45 years old or so, we'd come back.

[chavy]

You bet he does !! I would as well.

I'd show the immigration staff my bank balance swiftly on the way to Bali or somewhere

[plasticpig]

name='YangYaiEric' date='2007-10-16 16:07:56' post='1598827']

name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 12:03:20']Fist plane out,

would go to Singapore.

Would give the wife 5% and my condo.

Then dump her.

for real.

!!

You don't REALLY mean that, do you?

Yes in a hart beat.

Might stretch to 10%.

She would be set up for life.

[wileycoyote]

I would keep it a secret,immediate family only.

I would invest into children's tax-free govenrment bonds,only redeemable age 21.

I would spend 4 months Thailand (transit out/return for visa requirements ,8 months UK,children's schools.

I would try & keep the children as far as possible on the ground.

I would write more & spend more time with the family,promise.

I would like to keep healthy,happy and myself.

Wiley Coyote

[mrt273nva]

"2 chicks at the same time man. Cause chick dig guys with money. Especially guys like me."

- Office Space

[plasticpig]

You can do that for a 1000 baht.

[Naam]

Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real.

i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health.

[lazeeboy]

Fist plane out,

would go to Singapore.

Would give the wife 5% and my condo.

Then dump her.

for real.

dont sound too happy with the mrs at the moment are you .

[game4shame]

firstly, I'd have a huge celebratory wank.

then I'd quit work and decide how much I was going to give to family, charity etc.

after that was done, I'd plough the cash into property (worldwide) & investments and visit as many countries as I could, living it up all the way.

I would tell only my closest family how much I'd won. everyone else I'd just say I'd won enough to let me stop working for a while.

[YangYaiEric]

I would keep it a secret,immediate family only.

I would invest into children's tax-free govenrment bonds,only redeemable age 21.

I would spend 4 months Thailand (transit out/return for visa requirements ,8 months UK,children's schools.

I would try & keep the children as far as possible on the ground.

I would write more & spend more time with the family,promise.

I would like to keep healthy,happy and myself.

Wiley Coyote

Sounds like JUST the same things I would do also, Wiley ; use the windfall WISELY

[plasticpig]

name='game4shame' date='2007-10-16 18:55:53' post='1599118']

firstly, I'd have a huge celebratory wank.

Think you need a work permit for that.

Can't be doing people out of a job you know

[PhilHarries]

What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is.

I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen.

So simple when you think about it.

[plasticpig]

What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is.

I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen.

So simple when you think about it.

[gampaan]

Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real.

i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health.

and don't forget the nanny.............

and don't forget the 30 mil you'll have to give back to the the gov't....

[fxm88]

You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities...

[samtam]

and don't forget the 30 mil you'll have to give back to the the gov't....

Not if it's the UK lottery. It's tax free.

[lazeeboy]

What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is.

I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen.

So simple when you think about it.

this is so good it must be true

[crowbait]

$70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000.

I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage

Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days?

The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes.

Who knows.................I may even take the wife!!

[YangYaiEric]

$70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000.

I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage

Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days?

The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes.

Who knows.................I may even take the wife!!

, eh, pardon me for saying so 'crowbait' but giving away $20M to charity? You MUST be LOADED already then mate!

[plasticpig]

name='Dr. Naam' date='2007-10-16 18:18:23' post='1599045']

name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 16:03:20']Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real

i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health.

Are you that weirdo with the heavy breathing who keeps phoning.

Or you just shy and tongue twisted.

[Naam]

name='Dr. Naam' date='2007-10-16 18:18:23' post='1599045']

name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 16:03:20']Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real

i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health.

Are you that weirdo with the heavy breathing who keeps phoning.

that's me. how did you find out?

[lazeeboy]

$70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000.

I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage

Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days?

The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes.

Who knows.................I may even take the wife!!

theres plenty of charity cases in thailand ,you could give them a bag of rice each ,even run in the election ,thats how taksin did it

[skullyman2727]

"2 chicks at the same time man. Cause chick dig guys with money. Especially guys like me."

- Office Space

Great answer !!!

[bloody tiger]

I'd regularly post on TV enquiring what the poor people (you lot) are up to

[bloody tiger]

Oh, and maybe i'd start a broom cart business too

[bloody tiger]

or drive up to the poo yai barn's place (in my new ferrari) and ask if he knows where i can find somebody important ...yeah, that would be a must