YangYaiEric Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hi All. I'm sure, like me, many of you out there have a dabble on the Lottery now and again(UK, US, Oz etc). But, what would you do if you struck lucky and bagged the Jackpot of, say, US$ 70 Million or so? What woud you DO with all that Dosh? Would you still stay in Thailand, or head back 'home' (where-ever that may be) ? I know (and dream ) about what I'd do. I'd live like a KING in the LOS forever, with not a care in the world about ANYTHING! Wouldn't that be something ? Looking forward to reading your thoughts and comments... YangYai. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Hi All.I'm sure, like me, many of you out there have a dabble on the Lottery now and again(UK, US, Oz etc). But, what would you do if you struck lucky and bagged the Jackpot of, say, US$ 70 Million or so? What woud you DO with all that Dosh? Would you still stay in Thailand, or head back 'home' (where-ever that may be) ? I know (and dream ) about what I'd do. I'd live like a KING in the LOS forever, with not a care in the world about ANYTHING! Wouldn't that be something ? Looking forward to reading your thoughts and comments... YangYai. you could live on a million dollars forever ,as for me never done it so cant win it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYaiEric Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. !! You don't REALLY mean that, do you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fauxie Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I'd stay in Thailand short-term, maybe for a few years, but then I'd move back to the UK with the wife. If Thailand weren't completely screwed up by the time we were say 45 years old or so, we'd come back. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chavy Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 You bet he does !! I would as well. I'd show the immigration staff my bank balance swiftly on the way to Bali or somewhere Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 name='YangYaiEric' date='2007-10-16 16:07:56' post='1598827']name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 12:03:20']Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. !! You don't REALLY mean that, do you? Yes in a hart beat. Might stretch to 10%. She would be set up for life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
wileycoyote Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 I would keep it a secret,immediate family only. I would invest into children's tax-free govenrment bonds,only redeemable age 21. I would spend 4 months Thailand (transit out/return for visa requirements ,8 months UK,children's schools. I would try & keep the children as far as possible on the ground. I would write more & spend more time with the family,promise. I would like to keep healthy,happy and myself. Wiley Coyote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mrt273nva Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 "2 chicks at the same time man. Cause chick dig guys with money. Especially guys like me." - Office Space Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 (edited) You can do that for a 1000 baht. Edited October 16, 2007 by plasticpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. dont sound too happy with the mrs at the moment are you . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
game4shame Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 firstly, I'd have a huge celebratory wank. then I'd quit work and decide how much I was going to give to family, charity etc. after that was done, I'd plough the cash into property (worldwide) & investments and visit as many countries as I could, living it up all the way. I would tell only my closest family how much I'd won. everyone else I'd just say I'd won enough to let me stop working for a while. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYaiEric Posted October 16, 2007 Author Share Posted October 16, 2007 I would keep it a secret,immediate family only.I would invest into children's tax-free govenrment bonds,only redeemable age 21. I would spend 4 months Thailand (transit out/return for visa requirements ,8 months UK,children's schools. I would try & keep the children as far as possible on the ground. I would write more & spend more time with the family,promise. I would like to keep healthy,happy and myself. Wiley Coyote Sounds like JUST the same things I would do also, Wiley ; use the windfall WISELY Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 16, 2007 Share Posted October 16, 2007 (edited) name='game4shame' date='2007-10-16 18:55:53' post='1599118']firstly, I'd have a huge celebratory wank. Think you need a work permit for that. Can't be doing people out of a job you know Edited October 16, 2007 by plasticpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PhilHarries Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is. I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen. So simple when you think about it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 (edited) What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is.I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen. So simple when you think about it. Edited October 17, 2007 by plasticpig Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
gampaan Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 (edited) Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real. i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health. and don't forget the nanny............. and don't forget the 30 mil you'll have to give back to the the gov't.... Edited October 17, 2007 by gampaan Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
fxm88 Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 You know what I would do if I had a million dollars? I would invest half of it in low risk mutual funds and then take the other half over to my friend Asadulah who works in securities... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
samtam Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 and don't forget the 30 mil you'll have to give back to the the gov't.... Not if it's the UK lottery. It's tax free. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 What would I do with a 70 mill US lottery jackpot? Bluddy obvious the answer to that one is.I'd move to Thailand and pull myself a loverly little bg from a bar in Pattaya. I'd then buy her and her family houses, pickups, mocys and lots of gold chains. I'd marry her and put all the remaining money into a joint bank account. Then I'd lie back and live out my life in utter poverty telling my hard luck story to anybody who'll listen. So simple when you think about it. this is so good it must be true Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
crowbait Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 $70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000. I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days? The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes. Who knows.................I may even take the wife!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
YangYaiEric Posted October 17, 2007 Author Share Posted October 17, 2007 $70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000.I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days? The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes. Who knows.................I may even take the wife!! , eh, pardon me for saying so 'crowbait' but giving away $20M to charity? You MUST be LOADED already then mate! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
plasticpig Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 name='Dr. Naam' date='2007-10-16 18:18:23' post='1599045']name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 16:03:20']Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health. Are you that weirdo with the heavy breathing who keeps phoning. Or you just shy and tongue twisted. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Naam Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 name='Dr. Naam' date='2007-10-16 18:18:23' post='1599045']name='plasticpig' post='1598813' date='2007-10-16 16:03:20']Fist plane out, would go to Singapore. Would give the wife 5% and my condo. Then dump her. for real i just phoned your wife. she's quite excited waiting for the 5% and the title deed for the condo. good luck to you and take care of your health. Are you that weirdo with the heavy breathing who keeps phoning. that's me. how did you find out? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazeeboy Posted October 17, 2007 Share Posted October 17, 2007 $70 million is just too much.........£35,000,000.I'd probably get a knighthood from giving £20M to charity......or maybe a peerage Anybody know the price of a life peerage in the Uk these days? The remaining £15M would see me far away from these cold, miserable, over-taxed, overcrowded, over-bureaucratised English climes. Who knows.................I may even take the wife!! theres plenty of charity cases in thailand ,you could give them a bag of rice each ,even run in the election ,thats how taksin did it Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
skullyman2727 Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 "2 chicks at the same time man. Cause chick dig guys with money. Especially guys like me."- Office Space Great answer !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody tiger Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 I'd regularly post on TV enquiring what the poor people (you lot) are up to Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody tiger Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 Oh, and maybe i'd start a broom cart business too Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bloody tiger Posted October 21, 2007 Share Posted October 21, 2007 (edited) or drive up to the poo yai barn's place (in my new ferrari) and ask if he knows where i can find somebody important ...yeah, that would be a must Edited October 21, 2007 by bloody tiger Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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