The Old Sailor

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The Old Sailor

Ray, an old retired sailor, puts on his old uniform and heads for the

docks once more, for old times sake.

He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room. He's soon going at

it as well as he can for a guy his age, but needing some reassurance,

he asks, 'How am I doing?? "

The prostitute replies, "Well Ray, ya 'ol sailor, you're doing about

three knots."

"Three knots?" he asks. "What's that supposed to mean??"

She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and you're knot getting

your money back."