The Dysfunctional Bull

[Neddy]

Two old Texas cattle ranchers (Jed & Ned) were enjoying an Orange Crush while sitting under a mesquite tree and playing a few games of checkers. Jed asked Ned if he were still having problems with that bull in his herd- the one that couldn’t get an erection.

“Nah”, said Ned. “Called old Doc Mills and he fixed that bull right up. That old bull went around mounting every cow in the herd”.

“Well, I’ll be a monkey’s uncle. What in the world did old Doc Mills do?’ Jed replied.

“He gave him a big old pill. Must have been the size of a silver dollar”. “ answered Ned .

“What was it he gave him?” quizzed Jed.

“I don’t rightly know”, Ned mused. “But it tasted like strawberries!

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