Taxi Driver

A woman and her son were taking a cab in New York City. It was raining and all the hookers were standing under the awnings.

Son : what are all those ladies doing?"

Mom : They're waiting for their husbands to get off of work.

Driver : Geez lady, why don't you tell him the truth? Their hookers. They have *** with men for money.

The little boy's eyes get wide and he says, "Is that true, mommy?"

Son : what happens to the babies those ladies have?"

Mom : They mostly become cab drivers