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Hunting Accident / The Camel

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A guy went out hunting. He had all the gear, the jacket, the boots and the double-barreled shotgun. As he was climbing over a fence, he dropped the gun and it went off, right on his penis. Obviously, he had to see a doctor.

When he woke up from surgery, he found that the doctor had done a marvelous job repairing it. As he got ready to go home, the doctor gave him a business card.

"This is my brother’s card. I'll make an appointment for you to see him."

The guy says "Is your brother a doctor?"

"No," Doc replies, "he plays the flute. He'll show you where to put your fingers so you don't piss in your eye."

There was a guy riding through the desert on his camel. He had been traveling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so the man turned to his camel. He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. The man ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again.

Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and goes on it again.

Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert the man came to a road. There was a broken down car with three beautiful blondes sitting in it. He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.

The hottest girl said, 'If you fix our car we will do anything you want.' The man luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash. When he finished are three girls asked, 'How could we ever repay you?'

After thinking for a short while he replied, 'Can you hold my camel?'

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