Should Newbie Farangs Have A Handbook When They Enter Thailand?

[SamuiBond]

For Mods this is not to mock anyone's religion but an idea that could grow from idea/joke to reality. I pumped (don't ask me how) in to this Mormons hand book (translated) with 170 rules of life that these actual people carry on them. Could this be an idea for NEW FARANGS that enter Thailand?:

1. Learn every rule and obey them.

4. Don't fight or argue.

11. Use deodorant

12. Shine your shoes

21. Practice transforming others for 10 hours between 9.30 am -21.30

33. Write to your parents every week on your day off

36. Don't travel

37 – 58 DON'T DO IT (don't' do it instructions; don't go in a private boat)

59. be faithful to your friend

72. thou shalt never associate inappropriately with anyone of the same sex, but the thought is too gross to put into writing. (Actual writing)

76. Don't flirt

Everyone gets the point. Should there be a hand book for NEWBIES coming to Thailand? And if yeah why not give/make rules for them. Should be fun weekend to come up with 101 Farang rules for Newbies…

[endure]

As you appear to have already started a thread on the subject this thread is closed.