of who is in the

running for the title of

"bribe taker of the year"

Mr Silvio Berlusconi

can probably count to five

except after drinking many wine

as Brunello di Montalcino and....

Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton

take it in turns to

watch olympics on the roof

top baby, shout it out

and sing "it's your birthday"

while wearing your birthday suit

having ya dangly bits swinging

dangerously close to naked flames

time to somersault into the

bubling spa pool of Sangsom......

and diet coke with ice

Sounds a swell party!

However

...unbeknown to them a sinister

cowled figure was stalking female......

vixens on yaa baa near

near the bong smoking boys

who despise the Hooka's use....

The Anti-Smoking Supreme Enforcers Squad (Asses)

for daily baton twirling training

whilst jumping up and down

the poor man lost his

baton, painfully against a post

leaving his team mates fuming