Five Word International Story

[lazeeboy]

of who is in the

[Chaimai]

running for the title of

[chavy]

"bribe taker of the year"

[wileycoyote]

Mr Silvio Berlusconi

[Old Croc]

can probably count to five

[pampal]

except after drinking many wine

[luckyluke]

as Brunello di Montalcino and....

[wileycoyote]

Brittany Spears and Paris Hilton

[Chaimai]

take it in turns to

[lazeeboy]

watch olympics on the roof

[Chaimai]

top baby, shout it out

[pampal]

and sing "it's your birthday"

[chiliwasabi]

while wearing your birthday suit

[Zpete]

having ya dangly bits swinging

[Bunnycoat]

dangerously close to naked flames

[wileycoyote]

time to somersault into the

[Zpete]

bubling spa pool of Sangsom......

[lazeeboy]

and diet coke with ice

[wileycoyote]

Sounds a swell party!

However

[chiliwasabi]

...unbeknown to them a sinister

[Zpete]

cowled figure was stalking female......

[pampal]

vixens on yaa baa near

[lazeeboy]

near the bong smoking boys

[luckyluke]

who despise the Hooka's use....

[wileycoyote]

The Anti-Smoking Supreme Enforcers Squad (Asses)

[Chaimai]

for daily baton twirling training

[chavy]

whilst jumping up and down

[lazeeboy]

the poor man lost his

[Old Croc]

baton, painfully against a post

[lazeeboy]

leaving his team mates fuming