the civilized race to continue

in spite of the efforts

of Khun Samak's cooking show

which was about cooking dogs

marinated in fish sauce and

covered with fermented bplah rah

eaten by out of work

british indians on the dole

claiming benefits from the government

whilst selling their wares on

every street corner and EBAY

paying no taxes, ripping off......

the White Trash and Rednecks...

discussed it over a pint

or two normally works okay

but twelve is much better

if you're trying to beat

Zpete's record for Steinlager spews

and surpassing all the wannabe

Pop Idol contestants trying hard

to allure Nicki Chapman who....

is lucky enough to be....

in the money after winning

another dull contest of wit

that usually sends everyone running

to collect there dole money

then get their weekly fix

while asking, who's nicki Chapman

I think I know his

mother's sister's father from Korat