throwing a nocturnal garden party

with their pet chimpanzee 'Slasher'

brother of Michael Jackson's Bubbles

where they bought from a

shop run by Cheeta'n Tarzan......

This place just happened to

Jane fitted monkey's with lingerie

and Baboons with silk underwear

and "DD" lacey bras with......

a matching pair of G

force tested safety boots and

these came decorated with two

glasses of fine vintage claret

from the cellar of Baron

Baconburger, who's cat, Sylvester was

humping the neighbours pet dog

back up from the cellar

the horny hunchback waited patiently

for the swelling to subside

from inside his bermuda shorts

which were hanging from clothesline.....

with his bright pink leotards

and skid marked white underpants

His Uncle was hiding under

the pseudonym Mister Philip McCrack

that apeared repeatedly at the

No Spin Zone where Bill...

O'reilly used a sponge to

mop up the sticky mess

left by his mangy dog