hearts who bravely defended Scotland's

secret hot chili haggis recipe

founded in Selkirk where Walter...

McSporrin idly chugged on whisky

to warm his merry cockles

eating wasabe laced salmon nigiri.........

too warm and melthing down

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Thx Zpete I saw news on Dutch newspaper in the train but i dont understand all of them.

like lard on a beach

and cheese in the microwave

reminiscent of crotch pot cooking

whilst chewing on a Mintie

food on stove is burning

Mintie is losing its flavour

better such on another hole

I could manage another 9

or 10 belches and farts

Stingy talk all over here

must be a cheap Charlie

No shower for a months

saving on soap and water

drinking free beers at every....

body else's expense. Never shouting

chundering in the spa and......

sleeping it off in the

hay-loft with a horny philatelist

who enjoyed licking the back...

of stampedes of wild buffalo

and freebies at local Wat

aye, beg ya pardon, what?

everyone was persona non grata