Maybe not an animal, but what about a tattoo of Brad Pitt's face on your own face? Would that help get chicks?

No you need a large "cock" to attract chicks.......... sorry!!

For maximum effect, where would you have the "Cock" tattooed

On your finger, imagine the girls faces as they watch you put your cock in your ear!

(but then would you hear the semen singing shanties?)

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Maybe not an animal, but what about a tattoo of Brad Pitt's face on your own face? Would that help get chicks?

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I'm sure some members would suggest my head!

I prefer a tattoo of a 'Tiger' !

I'd recommend not having an animal tattoo and going for a fish instead .... 'A Herring'

That way when you are old and wrinkly you can tell anyone that can stomach looking at your bare body that it's 'a Kipper'.

I'd recommend not having an animal tattoo and going for a fish instead .... 'A Herring'

That way when you are old and wrinkly you can tell anyone that can stomach looking at your bare body that it's 'a Kipper'.

A fish that's not an animal? Thailand never fails to amaze me!

I am going to get a tattoo of the outline of Surin on my chest and the word Ping on my heart because she is my sole mate and i am getting 'i love the king' tattooed on my back and i am getting a jatukram tattoo on my neck where it would hang.

. And I am going to get a tear drop under my eye tattoo to show I am sad.

Tear Drop Tattoo

This symbol has evolved to represent family or friends of the prisoner who have died while the wearer is incarcerated.

Who'd you lose while you were in prison, chiang mai? Family or friend?

Or... are you old school?

Originally, in North America, the Tear Drop meant that the wearer had committed at least one murder.

Edited December 4, 200718 yr by sriracha john

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Tiger. But do actually test with henna tattoos first. You can watch that for week and a half and accept it in your mind. If still after the period you feel its good, go for it. Just to look something from a book and feel good is totally different than having it actually at place "for the rest of your life".

Edited December 4, 200718 yr by SamuiBond

Would have to be a buffalo (Kwai) when asked by Thais why buffalo, the answer would be "ex wife" but I am not bitter

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Black Panther !

This has to be the stupidest post I've ever seen. The op must be a real beute!

This has to be the stupidest post I've ever seen. The op must be a real beute!

No, on the open ended Weho scale of stupidity this one rates about Weho 3.

To keep on topic, were I to have a tattoo it would have to be a mythological creature probably a dragon (being born in that year).

Best I have seen lately was a half bald fellow with a small stickman pushing lawnmower alone fringe of hairline on back of his head. Not sure what he will do if remaining hair falls.

Remember being in "Doc Prices" in Guzz, mid seventies, waiting to get one done and Doc was doing part of the fox & hounds on a guy. Remember quite a few Guzz ratings who had Japanese body tat's as the Doc was one of the few in the UK at the time who did them.

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Most of the tattoos i see in Pattaya are already on an animal !

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Have rabbits tattoed on your head, that way when you are bald later in life and people ask " why have you got rabbits tattoed on your head " you can reply "cause from a distance they look like hares " !

Remember being in "Doc Prices" in Guzz, mid seventies, waiting to get one done and Doc was doing part of the fox & hounds on a guy. Remember quite a few Guzz ratings who had Japanese body tat's as the Doc was one of the few in the UK at the time who did them.

jeez, that brings back memories, union st,.i travelled down from torquay to plymouth by bus for a tattoo by doc when i was 21,i really do wish i had missed the bus !,. i hate the thing now,.

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Why an animal,?,. why not have W W tattoed on either bum cheek, when you bend over it will say WOW !

I am thinking about getting the a passage from one of those Buddhist books I saw in Asia Books tattooed on my chest and back. And I am going to get a tear drop under my eye tattoo to show I am sad.

Some Buddhist script will make you impervious to bullets and knives. I'd recommend that, if you're living anywhere near Pattaya.

The "teardrop" under your eye would be a nice touch too. It shows that you had an education at a good school. Well, an "approved" one anyway.

A Clanger

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

an invisible one

My dad (he's 92) suggested that if I get one it should be a horse's ass, because that's what I'd be if I got one!

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

an invisible one

My dad (he's 92) suggested that if I get one it should be a horse's ass, because that's what I'd be if I got one!

A wise old man indeed,

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his :lol:wrist .

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Why an animal,?,. why not have W W tattoed on either bum cheek, when you bend over it will say WOW !

badda bing badda boom drum roll :D

Maybe a portrait of my x-mother in law from back home, tattooed on my ass.

And yes, I still talk about animals.

Dont narrow it down to just animals. The most practical tattoo is your permanent address on your chest.

Have rabbits tattoed on your head, that way when you are bald later in life and people ask " why have you got rabbits tattoed on your head " you can reply "cause from a distance they look like hares " !

Did you miss post numbet 12?

Living in Thailand, it is hard to leave the house without seeing a farang with a bunch of tattoos on his body, and many many farang have choosen to get an animal tattoo. Today I saw a guy with a lion tattooed on his shoulder and yesterday I saw a guy with a dolphin on his wrist.

I figured this would be the best place to discuss this issue. I am sure you guys will have many opinions, and I would like to hear them.

So what is the best animal tattoo to get and please post a picture of your own.

Black Panther !

Get a black panther and anyone with experience with tattoos will ask, "what tattoo did you have underneath?"