Heavy drinker,35, Cork area. Seeks gorgeous sex addict interested in a

man who loves his pints, cigarettes, Glasgow Celtic Football Club and

starting fights on Patrick Street at three o'clock in the morning.

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Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time

fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still

exists in

this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

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Ginger haired Galway man, a trouble-maker, gets slit-eyed and shirty

after a few scoops, seeks attractive, wealthy lady for bail purposes,

maybe

more.

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Bad tempered, foul-mouthed old bastard, living in a damp cottage in

the arse end of Roscommon, seeks attractive 21 year old blonde lady, with

a lovely chest.

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Devil-worshipper, Offaly area, seeks like-minded lady, for wining and

dining, good conversation, dancing, romantic walks, and slaughtering

cats in cemeteries at midnight under the flinty light of a pale moon.

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Limerick man, 27, medium build, brown hair, blue eyes, seeks alibi for

the night of February 27 between 8 PM and 11:30 PM.

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Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed

supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin

sister

Bitter, disillusioned Dublin man, lately rejected by long-time

fiancee, seeks decent, honest, reliable woman, if such a thing still

exists in

this cruel world of hatchet-faced bitches.

Crassic!

Optimistic Mayo man, 35, seeks a blonde 20 year old double-jointed

supermodel, who owns her own brewery, and has an open-minded twin

sister