June 12, 200818 yr 'Katoey Pete'. No, I wouldn't take the p1ss over something so invasive of your body. But it is good to see you have adopted the right attitude and can 'laugh in the face of adversity'. Believe me, when you come over, I won't take the p1ss. (Okay, well, maybe just a little bit...) Ping, just supply the pi_ss, lol Chang, will do...... Talk about taking the pi_ss, go read the "Australia" thread. I hadda ball after todays news... .............. ............. ......
June 12, 200818 yr " I suppose Blondie will be gettin' a call" I ain't in france yet. Anyway, it's Tuesday morning, 48 hours after her departure, and whomever was silly enough to bet on me being a good boy has already lost./ sorry./ after having read this thread, who would be so stupid on betting "good boy" in your case?
July 26, 200818 yr What are the odds that frenchie found out he's been letting it out of his pants & the klown got dumped?
July 26, 200818 yr What are the odds that frenchie found out he's been letting it out of his pants & the klown got dumped? Interesting theory Boo - where is kayo. I'll text him to find out...
July 27, 200818 yr yes he has been AWOL for a while....signed the movie rights and writing the screenplay ? More likely auditioning the cast.
July 27, 200818 yr You have been very quiet Kayo. What are the odds that frenchie found out he's been letting it out of his pants & the klown got dumped? where is kayo. I'll text him to find out... He might be still travelling, as his original itinerary was:- Schedule: 21-24th June, she comes back here for a visit. 09th -27th July, I go there for a visit, and we drive down to the south of France for a week or so of sunshine.
August 27, 200817 yr Author Sorry folks. I did return. Then I went away again. I spent two weeks. With her family at their humble home in a small town south of paris. yep. Mum, dad, borther and two sisters were present. and I did things like "spend time" with them. redecorated their kids bedrooms. re-wired their living room. was told I was a welcome addition to the family. Didn't drink for two weeks. (well, not openly anyway and certainly not excessively like I normally do...) I feel rather awkward and strange now. No Tigs, I haven't popped any questions. Though I believe the father was expecting me to. The thought has started intruding upon my mind though. Though I reckon I'm gonna take my time. Let her finish her Master's degree that she'll be doing here in Cambs starting in september. See where we're at after that. Just thinking about it... I getting shivers in my heart and ants in my belly. Or something. Fekk. I don't even feel like drinking anymore. It's a bit like my support pylons have fallen off. Edited August 27, 200817 yr by kayo
August 27, 200817 yr Kayo................NEVER GIVE UP THE BEER !!! ( let the woman go, remember beer goes off quicker, so attend to it first )
August 28, 200817 yr Don't listen to su kayo, you follow your heart and seek for happiness. As for drinking, well, if it's a problem cut it out or at least cut it down. Keep to the good wine and you can't go wrong!
August 28, 200817 yr Well, since we are in advice-giving mood, I'll second Limpy. When 'they' say you always regret the one you let get away, they were talking about beer (not women!)
August 28, 200817 yr All probably seen this before...but a timely reminder nonetheless. You can enjoy beer all month long. Beer stains wash out. You don't have to wine and dine beer. Your beer will wait patiently for you in the car while you play football. When your beer goes flat, you toss it out. Beer is never late. A beer doesn't get jealous when you grab another beer. Hangovers go away. When you go to a bar, you know you can always pick up a beer. Beer never has a headache. You don't have to drive a beer home in the morning. A beer won't get upset if you come home with another beer. If you pour a beer right, you'll always get good head. A beer always goes down easy. You can have more than one beer in a night and not feel guilty. You can share a beer with your friends. You always know you're the first one to pop a beer. Beer is always wet. Beer doesn't demand equality. You can have a beer in public. A frigid beer is a good beer. If you change beers you don't have to pay alimony. You can have two (or more) different beers the same night (or even at the same time) and no one will complain. You can finish with a beer in as much or as little time as you like. You can even stop halfway through without having to apologize. Compared to a woman, beer actually tastes good. A beer will never come at you will a fillet knife after you've done with it and are sleeping it off. You can fall asleep halfway through and a beer won't hate you in the morning. Beer labels come off without a fight. After you've had a beer, the bottle is still worth 10 cents. A beer won't get upset if come home with beer on your breath. A beer doesn't care when you come. A beer won't make you sit through the ice skating competition. A beer won't ask dumb questions like "what's a luge." A beer will sit through the whole USA vs. France hockey game on Sunday without asking when it will be over. You don't have to wash a beer before it tastes good. Beer always comes in multiples of six Beer doesn't mind being in the "wet spot" that IT left You can't catch anything but a "buzz" from a beer After you have a beer, you're committed to nothing other than dumping the empty bottle A beer never costs you more than five dollars and never leaves you thirsty When your beer is gone, you just pop another You rarely (if ever) find beer labels on the shower curtain rod Beer looks the same in the morning Beer doesn't look you up in a month Beer doesn't worry about someone walking in Beer doesn't worry about waking the kids Beer doesn't get cramps Beer doesn't have a mother Beer doesn't have morals Beer doesn't go crazy once a month Beer always listens and never argues Beer labels don't go out of style every year Beer doesn't whine, it bubbles Beer doesn't have cold hands/feet Beer doesn't demand legality Beer is never overweight Beer won't run off with your credit cards Beer doesn't have a lawyer Beer doesn't need much closet space Beer can't give you herpes or other nasty things Beer doesn't complain about the way you drive Beer never changes it's mind Beer doesn't tease you or play hard to get Beer never asks you to change the station Beer doesn't make you go shopping Beer doesn't tell you to mow the grass Beer doesn't mind seeing Chuck Norris and Charles Bronson flicks Big, fat beers are nice to have Beer doesn't pout or play games Beer NEVER says no Beer never complains when you take it somewhere Beer doesn't need to go to the 'powder room' with other beers Beer doesn't wear a bra Beer doesn't mind getting dirty Beer doesn't complain about insensitivity Beer doesn't use up your toilet paper Beer doesn't live with its mother Beer doesn't blow you off Beer doesn't care if you have no culture or manners Beer doesn't bitch, yell, or cry Beer doesn't mind football season Beer won't make you go to church. Beer is more likely to know how to spell "carburetor" than a woman. Beer doesn't think baseball is stupid simply because the guys spit. A beer doesn't think DOS is pronounced "dose". A beer doesn't give a [expletive deleted] if you keep a bunch of other beers around. Beer is never late. A beer will not insist that those odious Michelin commercials with the babies are "cute". If a beer leaks all over the room, it smells kinda good for a while. A beer will not call you a sexist pig if you say "doberman" instead of "doberperson". A beer won't get a job as a DJ and play 5 straight hours of lesbian folk music on your favorite radio station. A beer won't claim that the Three Stooges are <deleted>. A beer won't raise a fuss about a little thing like leaving the toilet seat up. If you mention a "three-hundred-fifty cubic-inch V8" around a beer, it won't think you're talking about an enormous can of vegetable juice. A beer won't whine that seatbelts hurt. A beer won't smoke in your car. A beer won't argue that there's no difference between shooting down an unidentified aircraft in a war zone and blowing a Korean airliner out of the sky. A beer will never buy a car with automatic transmission. A beer is always ready to leave on time. A beer never fishes for compliments. If you take a beer out of the fridge just to look at it but then decide to drink it, the beer won't accuse you of "date rape". A beer won't raise any objections to an evening of watching "John Holmes' Greatest Hits" on your VCR. An ice-cold beer will nonetheless let you have your way with it. A beer won't think the Circle Jerks are gross just because they're called the Circle Jerks. (They _are_ gross, but that's not why). A beer won't make you pick up some tampons when you go to the grocery store. A beer won't accuse you of lying when you say you read Playboy "just for the articles". (You _are_ lying, but the beer won't accuse you of it). A beer won't worry that you'll go to jail if you videotape a Giants game without the expressed, written consent of the National Football League. A beer won't fill up your car with cheesy 85-octane gas with the excuse "but I saved a quarter!" A beer will "never" make you go to a Swedish movie. A beer will "never" make you turn off "Fists of Fury Theater" on channel 5 on Saturday afternoons. A beer won't accuse you of being a sexist pig if you say "Gene Hackman" instead of "Gene Hackperson". A beer won't make you eat some experimental vegetarian meal that tastes like STP Oil Treatment. When you're through with a beer, the thought of another beer doesn't make you ill. You don't have to say "I love you" to a beer. You don't have to impress a beer. You don't have to see your beer every night. Beer goes on sale. (www.theparticle.com) Edited August 28, 200817 yr by sibeymai
August 29, 200817 yr All true except the " You don't have to see your beer every night " If you can't see it, you can't find it. If you can't find it, dam_n tricky to drink it !!!!
August 30, 200817 yr A beer will "never" make you go to a Swedish movie. I used to enjoy watching Swedish movies and the Danish or Dutch ones. The German movies were a bit over the top with all the dogs, dwarves and huge busted women with an anal probe fixation. CB
August 30, 200817 yr Author you guys are great. i'll let you know which way I swing as time progresses... (NB: NOT "swing" like that you morons! I mean "swing towards Tigs advice or towards the rest of you (and my former self).) Edited August 30, 200817 yr by kayo
August 30, 200817 yr Tigs is always right! Even when he's wrong he's right CB Aye, he's rightly wrong! That's good that is. I think I'll go and paint an abstract painting. Or maybe something surreal...
August 31, 200817 yr Author Tigs is always right! Even when he's wrong he's right CB Aye, he's rightly wrong! That's good that is. I think I'll go and paint an abstract painting. Or maybe something surreal... Here's a (younger) portrait of me that you can work from:
August 31, 200817 yr We had a guy in school who would have traded any girlfriend for a crate of beer...wasn't me..I would have asked for two crates...
September 1, 200817 yr ^^ Now that is an interesting photo! I think Kayo looks very fetching in his cross over back bathing suit but doubt he would even get a half pint from Raro's friend CB
September 1, 200817 yr Ah..and there was me thinking he was the one on the left indulging in some Barbarella-style tantric sex with the guy opposite. Silly me for not realising that he is cross dressing in the cross dress.
September 1, 200817 yr is Kayo on the picture at all? Cannot spot any pink elephants...or am I on the wrong medication again?
September 1, 200817 yr Author is Kayo on the picture at all? Cannot spot any pink elephants...or am I on the wrong medication again? I can quite clearly see myself raro... Get your goggles off and click on the pic
September 1, 200817 yr Nope Kayo is definitely the blond in the dress The guy with the red eyes has his hands to himself so that CAN'T be Kayo who always seems to either has his hands on some bird or himself CB
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