September 3, 200817 yr Basil Brush was there? With Mr Derek CB Did you look that up? Nope we used to get the show in Australia - it was a favourite Sunday morning viewing at my boarding school. Other faves were F troop and Dr Who CB
September 4, 200817 yr Author Well I've been home alone for two weeks now. CB and the boys, you'll be disappointed to hear this. This is my seventh sober day. I've never been sober seven days straight since I can remember. I woke up one day and for the first time I can recall, I did NOT want to drink. Boo, sbk, the ladies (and Tigs) You'll be pleased to hear that I have now completely and utterly vowed to keep my ding-a-long to myself and my dear girlfriend. Which should be a lot eaier to do, now that I'm drying out. Dear god. This isn't "growing-up" is it?
September 5, 200817 yr Good to hear about the cutting out of booze for a while and the ding-a-long roping in too. Both can cause death if not used sensibly
September 5, 200817 yr Ah, the book's open again. Who'll open the betting? I'll take the option for 14days by which time he will be utterly smashed on scampy and larger, followed by a short blonde CB
September 6, 200817 yr Author utterly smashed on scampy utterly smashed on scampy and larger ? umm it was meant be scrumpy CB so er... dare I ask what "larger" is? Actually, I've had my fill of short blondes for now. A tall blonde wouldn't go amiss, but frankly, I watched Hitman the other night, fairly entertaining (if your bored and need drivel), and fell in lust with the leading lady - who is also the LL of the upcoming Bond, Quantum of Solace: *sigh* 4 days 9 days of sobriety, so far. No, today IS day nine. As far as other girls the last time I did anything I reported it on this thread. that was a while ago.
September 6, 200817 yr Author I noticed one of our sponsors was reaading this thread (i think from start to finish) so I decided to re-read the thread from start to finish. Made me horny and wanna go out and shag somebody... Bar re-opens in three weeks or so... BTW new website/pge for the bar under re-contstruction ( as well as most of the ol' building ) and girlfriend is back in 9 days. And I'm staying sober (or trying to) anyway, a little pic from our recent drive through the mediterranean/maritime alps For more interesting pics go to my last post HERE Edited September 6, 200817 yr by kayo
September 6, 200817 yr Kayo put those 2 photos side by side, now ask.... Thats growing up isn't it? Yes. Some of us think it is growing old.
September 7, 200817 yr Dont be a tosser Kayo and cheat on your lovely girl ..or should that be BE a tosser Kayo, so you dont cheat on your lovely girl. Stick to Orange Juice, Mrs Palmer & her 5 daughters and you will be the better for it. Good luck
September 8, 200817 yr The trick (or so I have been told ) is to sit on your hand until it goes numb, then it feels like someone else doing it to you. CB
September 8, 200817 yr And if you use a condom, it feels like you're doing it to someone else (so I'm told)
September 8, 200817 yr Author The trick (or so I have been told ) is to sit on your hand until it goes numb, then it feels like someone else doing it to you. CB err... euhm..... And if you use a condom, it feels like you're doing it to someone else (so I'm told) a condom, to 'ave a wank? I don't even use 'em much when I'm having sex, let alone while alone... If you two carry on like that, you're going to drive me back to drinking and womanising... Eek, Tigs, keep posting you sensible people. Having said that, this thread has gone from being about the travails of a womanising bartender ( a soap ) to a bloody Disney story...it could use some livening up... We'll see what the new academic year brings at the bar, come the grand re-opening at the end of the month.
September 8, 200817 yr Kayo, sounds like some students have in the past been relying on you for a well rounded education. Will you disappoint them, especially those youngsters coming through whose older siblings you already helped to complete their education and whom no doubt speak so highly of you ? Well, if retirement is due, time to hand over to a protege. So much to learn.....so little time. Edited September 8, 200817 yr by sibeymai
September 8, 200817 yr Author yes yes, sibeymai. Unfortunately retirement is quite a way away yet. But mroe importantly, I hope the "calming of the Klown" is not having adverse effects on your marriage?
September 9, 200817 yr Yes. It is a wonder they (pixar) are not beating a path to your door, your photoshop skills are 2nd to none
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