There Is More To The Irish Joke

[Chris Lawrence]

>Moment's later; Seamus arrives up at ConnorPass. He's been to the pet shop

>too and walks up to the edge of the cliff

>carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other.

>

>"Hi, Paddy, watch dis," Seamus says.

>He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free. He then throws

>himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

>

>Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

>Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and

>breaks every bone in his body. Paddy shakes his head and says,

>

>"And I'm never trying dat parrotshooting either!"