Four Catholic

Four Catholic mothers are sitting around bragging about their sons, each of whom is a

priest.

First mother says, “My son is a monsignor, and when he walks in the room, people

greet him, ‘Good morning, monsignor.’”

Second mother says, “Well, my son is a Bishop, and people greet him, ‘Good morning,

your Grace.’”

Third mother says, “Well, my son is a Cardinal, and people greet him, ‘Good morning,

your Eminence.’”

The fourth mother pauses, and finally says, “My son is six feet, ten inches tall and is 300

pounds of pure muscle. When he walks in the room, people greet him, ‘Oh, My God!’”