The Test Of Will To Become Head Monk

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One day, there were 10 monks, all waiting to go through the test to become the head monk. The master monk wanted to make sure there were no evil or perverse thought in their minds, so he got them all naked, and they were to wait in a room.

He placed the thinnest rice paper on their groin, and any movement caused by erection would break it. Whoever's rice paper did not break, would pass the test.

A young, beautiful woman walked into the room. Immediately, 2 rice papers broke. She then removed her blouse. Another 2 rice papers broke. She then removed her lingerie, and another 2 rice papers broke. She removed her skirt, and 2 rice papers broke again. There were only 2 rice papers left unbroken. She removed her bottom lingerie. 1 rice paper broke. The master monk then walked into the room, and said, "It has been hard on you, but I am convinced that you have passed the test. Now lets go take a shower."

The rice paper broke.