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Some tourists in the Chicago Museum of Natural History are marveling at the dinosaur bones. One of them asks the blonde guard, 'Can you tell me how old the dinosaur bones are?'

The guard replies, 'They are 3 million,

four years, and six months old.'

'That's an awfully exact number,' says the

tourist. 'How do you know their age so precisely?' The guard answers, 'Well, the dinosaur bones

were three million years old when I started

working here, and that was four and a half

years ago!'

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