I Am Not Captain Sensible...

[Harry Palmer]

i see "The Truth About Harry Palmer, A sad but true story" thread has been locked... braveo...

i also read that some posters were suggesting that i was captain sensible... what complete & utter nonsense...

if you care to follow the link you will be able to see that i am indeed writing the truth...

Thaizine Forum

[SeaVisionBurma]

"Well, I woke up this morning I was feeling fine,

but this cat starts banging man, what a swine,

so I called reception but to no avail,

that's why I'm telling you this sorry tale."

WOT. Captain Sensible, 1983

etc

strange looking forum that link of yours took me too. What gives?

[Bizz]

i see "The Truth About Harry Palmer, A sad but true story" thread has been locked... braveo...

i also read that some posters were suggesting that i was captain sensible... what complete & utter nonsense...

if you care to follow the link you will be able to see that i am indeed writing the truth...

Thaizine Forum

Harry what are you trying to say,Writing the truth about what .Pm me and i will listen to you in confidence.

Leave your spears behind.

you will be able to see that i am indeed writing the truth...

[bkk barney]

its a well documented fact that harry is in putney and suffers from ginger hair.

where as the captain is an aussie and suffers from his prostrate.

the only thing these 2 have in common is their love of lady men, yes i know a lot of us find this absolutely disgusting, and yes i am ashamed that harry is a fellow english person who i have been lucky enough to not meet, obviously us normal posters dont meet up with aussies, so we should thank our lucky stars...

[Harry Palmer]

strange looking forum that link of yours took me too. What gives?

it is indeed a strange looking forum... not one that i would be seen dead posting in myself.. but it is the 'home' of that failed aussie pornstar known as captain sensible...

it is true that i haven't actually met bkk_barney... we did arrange to meet at a bar in jontiem, when i arrrived there was one pasty looking farang sitting in the corner wearing cowboy boots, a pink latex thong & a large mexican sombrero... i had it away pronto...

[elsie]

it is true that i haven't actually met bkk_barney... we did arrange to meet at a bar in jontiem,

No surprise you missed him. He might have got no bloody idea where it was, and decided to go to Jomtien instead.

[SeaVisionBurma]

He might have got no bloody idea where it was

Elsie you have a way with words that would surely melt any man....

[Harry Palmer]

it is true that i haven't actually met bkk_barney... we did arrange to meet at a bar in jontiem,

No surprise you missed him. He might have got no bloody idea where it was, and decided to go to Jomtien instead.

ah yes... LovelyCutie.. such wit, such a twit

[dr_Pat_Pong]

strange looking forum that link of yours took me too.  What gives?

it is indeed a strange looking forum... not one that i would be seen dead posting in myself.. but it is the 'home' of that failed aussie pornstar known as captain sensible...

Isn't it a bit far from the UK to Jomtien for a mild shandy on a hot day Harry ? Just making friends I guess, and nothing is too much bother in that regard.

[Up2U]

where as the captain is an aussie and suffers from his prostrate.

You mean he can't get out of bed?

Or he has never achieved the missionary position?

Or, maybe, that he has suffered that fate reserved for all men who don't exercise their private parts enough - and has PROSTATE trouble.

[splitlid]

you certainly are not captain sensible......

more like major <deleted>.

[Harry Palmer]

strange looking forum that link of yours took me too.  What gives?

it is indeed a strange looking forum... not one that i would be seen dead posting in myself.. but it is the 'home' of that failed aussie pornstar known as captain sensible...

it is true that i haven't actually met bkk_barney... we did arrange to meet at a bar in jontiem, when i arrrived there was one pasty looking farang sitting in the corner wearing cowboy boots, a pink latex thong & a large mexican sombrero... i had it away pronto...

Isn't it a bit far from the UK to Jomtien for a mild shandy on a hot day Harry ? Just making friends I guess, and nothing is too much bother in that regard.

been a long time since our paths have crossed in a thread daer dr... anyway.. you may note that i used the past tense... i did visit tieland once you know

Up2U - forgive bkk_barmy.. yep he is english.. but his grammer is awful

me a major... actually i'm a commander, but it's all a bit hush-hush...

[Totster]

you certainly are not captain sensible......

That's correct... he is anything but sensible...

totster

[Captain Sensible]

Allow me to confirm that Harry is indeed not Capt Sensible.

I am Captain Sensible and I had the good fortune to meet Harry when I worked as a guard at the Chertsey Youth Detention Centre.

I now work as a parole officer in Woking and am confident that Harry is rehabilitated.

I worked with Harry for a long time and we forged a relationship that I shall value forever.

The reason I felt it necessary to post the truth about Harry is that he occasionally has these turns and relapses into his imaginary world.

When this happens it is important that Harry confronts reality and sometimes he needs to be jolted back to reality.

Some may perceive this approach to his therapy as cruel but in more lucid moments even Harry accepts that he benefits from it.

I am not at all sure as to the comments made by bkkbarny as I have no knowledge about Ladymen and am quite bewildered with regard to the comments in regard to my having prostate problems.

As a social worker, first and foremost, I find that patients often throw up these kind of 'out there' statements in an attempt to take the focus off themselves.

If bkkbarney feels that it might help I would like to offer that my door is always open. Often a simple chat can be most beneficial.

I hope that this post goes some way to explaining the confusion that some of you have mentioned.

Thankyou

Captain Sensible

[Harry Palmer]

a man being psychologically evaluated at a sydney hospital escaped from security last week and stole an 18-wheeler...

sydney police officers tried to stop the stolen tractor-trailer, reportedly driven by 44-year-old bruce thrupplewaite aka 'captain sensible', but failed... the captain left a trail of broken utility poles in his wake as he made his bid for freedom...

according to the sydney police report, sensible was a committed patient at the university medical center, being mentally evaluated, for his infatuation with & stalking of a good-looking & suave international playboy harry palmer (pic. below)...

the police have released a recent photo of captain sensible, taken during one of his frequent visits the a well-known sex resort in pattaya, thailand...

the public have been advised not to approach the captain as he is considered to be mentally deranged and suffereing from a perforated prostate... if you should sight him please phone the sydney police on their hotline ... 555-5555

[elsie]

Up2U - forgive bkk_barmy.. yep he is english.. but his grammer is awful

That was rich coming from you.

[Harry Palmer]

Up2U - forgive bkk_barmy.. yep he is english.. but his grammer is awful 

That was rich coming from you.

elsie.. are you stalking me? ...

surely you're not as obtuse as you're making out

[Captain Sensible]

Now Harry, you be nice to Elsie.

She clearly has your measure and is vivacious t'boot.

[elsie]

You're all over the forum, Palmer. How could anyone possibly miss your rubbish post?

[rod_kalashnikov]