A Little Bird

A little bird was flying south for the Winter. It was so cold the bird

froze and fell to the ground into a large field.While he was lying

there, a cow came by and dropped some dung on him.

As the frozen bird lay there in the pile of cow dung, he began to

realize how warm he was. The dung was actually thawing him out! He lay

there all warm and happy, and soon began to sing for joy.

A passing cat heard the bird singing and came to investigate. Following

the sound, the cat discovered the bird under the pile of cow dung, and

promptly dug him out and ate him.

Morals of the story:

(1) Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

(2) Not everyone who gets you out of shit is your friend.

(3) And when you're in deep shit, it's best to keep your mouth shut