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A Thief In Paris

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A thief in Paris planned to steal some paintings from the Louvre.

After careful planning, he got past security, stole the paintings and made it safely to his van. However, he was captured only two blocks away when his van ran out of gas.

When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and the make such an obvious error, he replied, 'Monsieur that is the reason I stole the paintings.

I had no Monet to buy Degas to make the Van Gogh .

Peter

See if you have De Gaulle to send this on to someone else.

Yes this certainly needed a big helping of De Gaulle to post this joke! :o How are you Peter?

Edited by suegha

  • 3 weeks later...

I love a good groaner... the kind that makes you want to grin and kick the teller in the bดใใs at the same time...

Yeah that was a good one! Best of this type of joke I've heard!

:D :D :D:o

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