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Things That Make It Obvious You're A Teacher

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Trousers badly ironed

Shirt badly ironed

Oversized shoes

Crappy bag

Socks showing

Sweating

Red faced with baggy eyes

Blue shirt and red tie

Balding with glasses

Bald

Riding non-aircon buses

Eating cheap food at Thai places

Living in Phra Kanong / Phetburi Rd / Bangkapi / On Nut

Shaking

Smoking Krong Thip fags

Staring at young flesh lecherously on the Skytrain

Or anywhere for that matter

Getting felt sorry for at a go-go bar

ANYTHING ELSE?

Here's the link for ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Thailand:

http://www.aathailand.org/ Or call them: HOTLINE for Thailand AA - 02 231-8300

^ It's illegal to be an alcoholic in Thailand (well farangs anyway) expect them to be raided sometime soon :o

and the next lesson in DJPats how to make friends & influence people class is..... :o

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and the next lesson in DJPats how to make friends & influence people class is..... :o

Erm...I don't know!

... I think they're more sensitive to slagging of various target groups over here, Pat... and the teacher's forum is not really the place for the chummier chattier sorts of threads, perhaps? Maybe this thread really belongs in the Hong below, or in general topics or Bangkok....

I know what you mean, though. And despite how it may look, folks, Pat's not an anti-teacher troll- he's just taking the p*ss.

"Steven"

The English Teacher(s):

Use hand gestures excessively while talking.

Has lost all sense of taste and eats anything within the immediate vicinity.

Always complaining about Thai management and administration.

Is under-paid and under-appreciated.

Misses their family.

Have perpetually bad luck.

Lives in the future.

Repeats the same mistakes over and over.

Is temporary and transient.

Can be good friends.

Are knowledgable and intelligent.

Are occassionally dodgy and irresponsible.

Are some the best people I've met or will ever meet.

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... I think they're more sensitive to slagging of various target groups over here, Pat... and the teacher's forum is not really the place for the chummier chattier sorts of threads, perhaps? Maybe this thread really belongs in the Hong below, or in general topics or Bangkok....

I know what you mean, though. And despite how it may look, folks, Pat's not an anti-teacher troll- he's just taking the p*ss.

"Steven"

Point taken mate, and thanks for saying that I am only jokin... :o

Maybe the next poll should be-

Why does DJ Pat like post irrelevant threads?

1, Boredom

2, Lack of female companionship

3, boredom again,

4, He's a troll really,

5, He's not a very successful DJ hence the constant posting.

6, I'm sitting in my bedroom in the UK and i want to come to Pattaya.

:D:D:o

teaching is a stressful occupation... how to spot the depressed ones...

zig-zagging from periods of elation to gloom...

abrupt changes in personality from cheerful, confident and energetic to sad or 'mean'...

self medication with alcohol, illegal drugs or katoeys...

unable to get out of bed... that'll be the katoey restraining you...

ruminating constantly...

:o

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Why does DJ Pat like post irrelevant threads?

1, Boredom.....Yes my boss in in KL so I got the office to meself

2, Lack of female companionship.....far from it!! I got two uni students on the go

3, boredom again,....See above

4, He's a troll really,....No I'm not, not intentionally anyway

5, He's not a very successful DJ hence the constant posting.....I was a successful DJ in the Uk but don't really play much here, as I work 6 days a week, and DJs are paid <deleted> here

6, I'm sitting in my bedroom in the UK and i want to come to Pattaya.....I hate Pattaya, it's a cesspit.

where are you then?

where were you a DJ in the UK?

Why is Pattaya a cess pit?

cheers

DT

Maybe the next poll should be-

Why does DJ Pat like post irrelevant threads?

1, Boredom

2, Lack of female companionship

3, boredom again,

4, He's a troll really,

5, He's not a very successful DJ hence the constant posting.

6, I'm sitting in my bedroom in the UK and i want to come to Pattaya.

 

Hee hee. You noticed that too:-)

Has a very short keyboard too!

Move it, dont move it, move it, dont move it...

Its obvious the guys 'avin a laff. I'm sure the teacher community can take a joke, right???

(well maybe not all of em, hey Hairy palm?)

(well maybe not all of em, hey Hairy palm?)

now i'm not sure if wolfie is having a go @ me in a nice friendly jocular manner or with evil malicious intent... but just this once i'll give him the benefir of the doubt...

just one question though wolfie... if it ever does get to swapping insults.. can you take em' as well as dish them out? i mean will you hide behind your moderators label or play fair?

i apologize to the teacher forum mods. if i have gone off topic but i hope you will understand...

Try me and find out.

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where are you then?Bangkok

where were you a DJ in the UK?All over UK

Why is Pattaya a cess pit?Take a look around....If you are a farang you may beg to differ but I think it ought to be razed.cheers

DT

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