Pretending To Be Married.

[Chopper]

A man and a woman who had never met before, but were both married to other people, found themselves assigned to the same sleeping room on a Trans-continental train. Though initially embarrassed and uneasy over sharing a room, they were both very tired and fell asleep quickly..... He in the upper bunk and she in the lower.

At 1:00 AM , the man leaned down and gently woke the woman saying, 'Ma'am, I'm sorry to bother you, but would you be willing to reach into the closet to get me a second blanket? I'm awfully cold.'

''I have a better idea,'' she replied . ''Just for tonight, let's pretend that we're married.'' ''Wow! That's a great idea!'' he exclaimed. ''Good,'' she replied. ''Get your own fuc_kin blanket.''

After a moment of silence, he farted.

[Axistar]

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[Chopper]

Good grief man! Do you want me to explain that one to you!

[Axistar]

I could think of many connotations - unfortunately, none of the even slightly funny.

[Chopper]

What a sad reflection on you lack of humour.

Nevermind there are plently of jokes on this forum hopefully you will be able to understand some of the others.

[froggshw]

good one chopper...pissed myself laughing at this one LOLOLOLOL

[Chris Lawrence]

Keep em cumin

[Chopper]

Thanks Chris.

[suegha]

This joke is a classic! Well done chopper!