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A Reason To Buy A Bmw

AltumAngel
AltumAngel
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On a golf tour in Ireland , Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a

petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside. The

pump attendant, obviously knowing nothing about golf, greets him

in a typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing

pro is.

Top of the mornin to yer, sir: says the attendant.

Tiger nods a quick hello and bends forward to pick up the

nozzle. As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket

onto the ground.

What are those? asks the attendant.

They are called tees: replies Tiger.

Well, what on the good earth are they for? inquires the Irishman.

They are for resting my balls on when I'm driving, says Tiger.

Yee Gods, says the Irishman, BMW thinks of everything!

Okay, okay, this is a good 'un!

:o

Heard it before but forgot how it ended!

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