If You Love Somebody.....

The Original Version If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, she never was....

Pessimist

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, she's yours,

If she doesn't, well, as expected, she never was.

Optimist

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

Don't worry, she will come back.

Suspicious

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she ever comes back, ask her why.

Impatient

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she doesn't comes back within some time forget her.

Patient

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

If she doesn't come back, continue to wait until she comes back ...

Playful

If you love somebody, Set her free ...

* If she comes back, and if you love her still, set her free again, repeat *

Vengeful

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she doesn't come back,

Hunt her down and shoot her.

Bill Gates

If you love somebody, Set her free...

If she comes back, I think we can charge her for re-installation fees and tell her that she's also going to get an upgrade.

Schwarzenegger's Fan

If you love somebody, Set her free...

SHE'LL BE BACK!

Overpossessive

If you love somebody don't set her free.

HR Specialist

If you love somebody set her free

By Offering her VRS and other benefits, then outsource her.

MBA

If you love somebody set her free...

instantaneously...and look for others simultaneously

Psychologist

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, her super ego is dominant

If she doesn't come, back her id is supreme

If she doesn't go, she must be crazy.

Somnambulist

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, it's a nightmare

If she doesn't, you must be dreaming.

Rhett Butler

If you love somebody set YOURSELF FREE

If she asks you why say you don't give a dam_n.

Finance Expert

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, its time to look fresh loans.

If she doesn't, write her off as an asset gone bad.

Marketing Expert

If you love somebody set her free...

If she comes back, she has brand loyalty

If she doesn't, reposition the brand in new markets.