The Skunk

[WillyL]

So I’m driving home driving home from dinner last night with my wife, it’s like 16 degrees out, cold as hel_l. So anyway we’re going around a slow corner and she (my wife) spots a baby skunk lying on the side of the road.

Being the animal lover she is, I get yelled at to pull over and help the little guy.

“Fine, I’ll stop but you gotta get out and help it,” I say. So she jumps out of the car and picks up this baby skunk. Poor little guy is half frozen but still alive.

She says, “What should I do?”

“Bring it in the car” I tell her, “and we’ll “warm him up”.

So she gets in with the skunk and asks, “How should I keep him warm?”

I tell her “Put it between your legs.”

She replies “What about the smell?”

So I say, “Just hold his nose!”

The doctors expect I’ll make a full recovery, but the skunk she used to beat me with died during the incident.

[suegha]

Predictable but still funny!